Steam Community :: Honest Car Salesman

Honest Car Salesman 16 Sep, 2024 @ 11:34am

You are merely a temporary fly on the wall in the mansion that is my steam profile comments section. A fly which I could remove, but choose not to. Keep providing entertainment for my fellow businessmen, goons and lackeys. Personally I don't mind, but it sustains them.

Mrhcold 16 Sep, 2024 @ 10:26am

use your brain next time plz

Honest Car Salesman 16 Sep, 2024 @ 5:57am

how are you this bothered LMFAO

Mrhcold 14 Sep, 2024 @ 8:15am

stop playing or learning about how to play instead being a ragequit guys

Honest Car Salesman 13 Sep, 2024 @ 6:11pm

my bad i didn't stay to go 0-8 with your dumbass lmfao

Mrhcold 9 Sep, 2024 @ 9:31am

-rep ragequit yamato player ...

Floopy Faux 13 Dec, 2021 @ 6:10am

how dod i play this game

Honest Car Salesman 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14am

Thank you

Priest 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:13am

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Honest Car Salesman 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

apples and pears

raven 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

apples

Byzan 12 Jul, 2021 @ 3:50pm

give me back my algir

Byzan 12 Jul, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Thief

LEVRO 25 Jun, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Noice.

Floopy Faux 27 May, 2019 @ 1:43pm

ok so

we are still doing this so suck my ♥♥♥♥

nose 26 May, 2019 @ 7:34am

born 'nbred

Honest Car Salesman 25 May, 2019 @ 3:13pm

born n raised

greenus beanus 25 May, 2019 @ 10:23am

ur hetero

Honest Car Salesman 25 May, 2019 @ 10:21am

suh

greenus beanus 24 May, 2019 @ 2:08pm

nibba

Honest Car Salesman 1 Dec, 2018 @ 2:09am

o

u wered bru

nose 28 Nov, 2018 @ 1:19pm

i

i refuse ☝️to have 🍆🛏intercourse 👉👌with🙊 slutty men 🙍‍♂️🙎‍♂️👳‍♂️👮‍♂️👴👨👦who've had lots of sex👉👌 with different women👭👭👱‍♀️🙍‍♀️👧👵. Because every time🕝⏲🕰⏰⏳ they put their penis🍆🍌🥒🍆 into a vagina🌮🌮 it gets squeezed🤜✊ into a smaller size.🦐👌 Real men 👨‍🎓👨‍🎓👴👨‍🏫👼save their🍆🍌🥒 ♥♥♥♥♥ for 💍💒✋marriage 🤵🍾🥂👰& god 📿⛪& their🤴👰 future wives💍📿💑 so they can have giant 💪💦virgin 📿🍆🍌♥♥♥♥♥. 🍆🥒🍌

Honest Car Salesman 28 Nov, 2018 @ 11:51am

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hah

Floopy Faux 28 Nov, 2018 @ 11:49am

f

fuc

Honest Car Salesman 28 Nov, 2018 @ 11:48am

h

quiet you

Floopy Faux 28 Nov, 2018 @ 11:47am

p

umom lol

Honest Car Salesman 28 Nov, 2018 @ 11:19am

one cup

nose 28 Nov, 2018 @ 10:52am

icup

Honest Car Salesman 28 Nov, 2018 @ 10:30am

c

nose 28 Nov, 2018 @ 9:46am

c

*

Floopy Faux 28 Nov, 2018 @ 9:21am

b l y a t a p y r

Honest Car Salesman 28 Nov, 2018 @ 7:43am

c

y

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nose 28 Nov, 2018 @ 6:51am

can i

yes

but

however

oh well

*procedes*

Honest Car Salesman 28 Nov, 2018 @ 5:59am

can i eat and make meat

yes

but diasbestos

however big is beautiful

oh well

*procedes to eat*

nose 27 Nov, 2018 @ 10:33am

can i report and make ban

yes

but it scarry

however bully not cool

oh well

*procedes to report*

Honest Car Salesman 25 Nov, 2018 @ 10:41am

lissen her blaccckkfafcee yu don koonooo huh uu messin wit :steamangry: :steamangry: i swer imma fite u rel hard

you mak me sad broder usd tu b loyal. RICARDO OWS KNOTHIN YU NO KNOTHIN. th fedz r LYING

nose 10 Nov, 2018 @ 12:11pm

shut ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP you peice of ♥♥♥♥ ill take out MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and msoke U 10 TIMES DONT makem e call the itaLIAN MAFIA ON YOU Ricardo still owes me :

pumpgunammo: a

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

favour

vanilklafacce hmmm ok

Floopy Faux 10 Nov, 2018 @ 11:33am

lmao gamer time

Honest Car Salesman 26 Oct, 2018 @ 2:48pm

can i slit balleyes and make darkness

yes

but it scarry

however slit eye is kewl :3

oh well

*procedes to slit*

nose 25 Oct, 2018 @ 8:43am

can i slit nose and make suffocation

yes

but it weird

but nothing good for stop breathing

oh well

*procedes to slit*

Honest Car Salesman 24 Oct, 2018 @ 11:17am

can i slit hair and make bald

yes

but it weird

but buld good for aerodynamic

oh well

*procedes to slit*

nose 24 Oct, 2018 @ 10:45am

can i slit my wrist and make depression

yes

but it dangerous

but depression is cool soon

oh well

*procedes to slit*

Honest Car Salesman 24 Oct, 2018 @ 10:42am

can i slit my ear and make honey

yes

but it dangerous

but bees go extinct soon

oh well

*procedes to slit*

nose 24 Oct, 2018 @ 7:51am

can i slit my foreskin and make milk

yes

but it dangerous

but milk is noice

oh well

*procedes to slit*

captain garbage 24 Oct, 2018 @ 5:05am

wtf

Honest Car Salesman 24 Oct, 2018 @ 4:13am

can i slit my forehad and make tomato juice

yes

but it dangerous

but ketchup is noice

oh well

*procedes to slit*

Floopy Faux 18 Oct, 2018 @ 12:26pm

WTfffffff

captain garbage 17 Oct, 2018 @ 2:21pm

lmfao

nose 15 Oct, 2018 @ 12:24pm

ok sorry

Honest Car Salesman 15 Oct, 2018 @ 11:44am

i will eat you throat bich