Words cannot express how much I want to ♥♥♥♥ Astolfo. Every time I see the color pink I get a painful erection. I want to pound his tight ass all night and have gallons of ♥♥♥ dripping from his boy♥♥♥♥♥. Every morning I ♥♥♥ in my pants from dreaming about penetrating his cute anus. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the numbers of every single doujin of him on nhentai. Every time a new one is released, I come just from glancing at the cover. I want to suck his adorable feminine ♥♥♥♥ and swallow his yogurt-thick thick seed. I want to hear his cute moans as we rub out ♥♥♥♥ and balls together while french-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.
But yeah, I'm not gay.