Recent reviews by The Employee

Honestly one of the best games I've played in a long time. It being so short just gives it the vibe of a good game you can blitz through in an afternoon with some buddies. An incredible game with a very reasonable price tag, as I've payed for games with less content for a lot more than this.

won a 50/50 on turning a blank into a live 3 times in a row with an inverter without any consequences, 10/10 game

PETE PARSONS BOUGHT MORE CARS, GUESS ITS TIME TO LAY OFF MORE EMPLOYEES!!!

Pete Parsons is a scum-sucking layabout that has done nothing but drag Bungie further and further down into the muck.

Valve's lack of doing ANYTHING about the bot crisis is absurd. People have been begging for them to do SOMETHING about them for years at this point, only for it to get worse and worse with each passing day. The bots flood servers, vote-kicking non-bots while spamming mics, and the bot hosters are happily doxxing and SWATing people who speak up against it, even going so far as to dox the person running the SaveTF2 website.

It is heartbreaking seeing what's become of a game I used to play for hours on end, before I fell off from playing it.

I love the Fallout series, and I love this game. I'll keep playing this game. But I'm not updating this game. I didn't download 100+ gigabytes of mods just for Bethesda to announce an update two days after reinstalling the game that will break every single mod I have installed. I don't even care if the script extender has been updated to deal with this update or not, I'm not downloading effectively an "official mod" that shoehorns the Enclave into the game, that comes with a bunch of "fixes" that break more than they fix.

Also, the Fallout show is mid.

MAYBE MAKE A GOOD GAME FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF WASTING TIME COUNTING OUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MONEY, BETHESDA

PAID MODS, AGAIN? REALLY?

honestly i think the dev at this point is a cryptid

but hey he's a cryptid that makes a pretty good game

Edit, May 18 2023: Dev continues to be a cryptid, but I have a hunch it's likely due to something to do with real life issues on their end.

Nonetheless, it's commendable that despite what is happening on their end, they keep coming back to push out updates for the game, no matter how far apart they are. Many devs have abandoned a game over a lot less, so it's positively refreshing to see, especially with something that is clearly a labor of love.

one of the best shooters i've ever played, and probably one im gonna be returning to quite often, once it's fully released

hakita is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad man and i look forward to whatever else he adds to Ultrakill, and whatever he moves on to do next after Ultrakill

A wonderful little game that I can't wait for it's full release. While it's somewhat lacking in content right now, I feel it's worth buying purely to support the devs, because very few games nowadays are taking cues from the King's Field series, and honestly? There should be more than just a few.

a disgusting, eye searing mess with weird controls, bizarre mechanics, and frustrating design choices.

arguably one of the greatest shooters I've ever played in my life. 10/10.