Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
ㅤ* There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.
ㅤ* By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!

-rep drinks too much beer

-Rep bad driver

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

OMG the real Justfinessed?

LOL your so ♥♥♥♥