Hello citizens of Uganda,

As you all know, my name is Bwanbale Yaya Kolo Gulu.
I am 69 years old and I am living in my royal residence near the beatiful Victorial Lake.

When I was 7 years old, my parents decided to emigrate from Uganda. They left me alone. I wanted to commit suicide by drowning myself, but unfortunately I was not able to find any water. After always getting disappointed throughout my whole childhood, finally i got hair on my vagina. In the following twenty years i hiked through our wonderful country, discovered the Victoria Lake, met my good friend Bear Grylls and had my first period. I earned my bucks by prostitution and pleased some rangers. Finally i was able to ♥♥♥♥ myself on top of the politician system of Uganda.