🎤 Who are you?
I'm Poop Steve, a Latinx stand-up comedian who's probably funnier than your favorite TikTok guy. Born to disappoint my parents and entertain strangers.

📺 Where can I watch your Kill Tony performance?
Right here: 🔗 Watch My Kill Tony Set
https://youtu.be/QB7hblLTk2Y?si=mtlId8R-HMgRtIsd

💣 Were you nervous on Kill Tony?
Of course not. I thrive under pressure and mild public humiliation.
But yes, a little. Tony smells like confidence and cigarettes.

😂 Are you actually funny or just loud?
Yes.

📍Where are you based?
Currently floating between comedy clubs and existential dread. Based in [City Name].

📅 Where can I see you live?
Check my Instagram stories or lie in bed wondering what could’ve been.

📬 Can I book you?
If you’ve got a mic, a stage, and a budget over $3, email me at:
[youremail@example.com]

🧠 Who are your comedy influences?
People who bombed so I could walk.
Also: Dave Attell, Joey Diaz, and your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving.