uberduba's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:04am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:15am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:23am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 8:04am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 6:42am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 10:21pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:18am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:35am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:43am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:55am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:32am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 9:43am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:25am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 12:46am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:33am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:42pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:54am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:58am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:31am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:30am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 7:08am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 12:06am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 6:59am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:53am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 3:33am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:28am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 12:46am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:28am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:36am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 2:25am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:36am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 2:26am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:09am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:24am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:47am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:38am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:40am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:30am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:23am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:31am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:31am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 12:06am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:56am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:25am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:33am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:34am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:34am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:34am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 3:33am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:56am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 3:28am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:49am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:04am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:22am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:40am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:54am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:40am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:48am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:23am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:03am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:49am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:53am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:23am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:24am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:24am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:24am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:24am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:24am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:24am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:24am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:24am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:26am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:26am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:42am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:23am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:23am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:24am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:26am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:22am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:34am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:35am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:58am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:42am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:17am