the feuck bro

Vania, vampire princess is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at two mana you drop her on the board and that chill ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gives you a bat to use later in the game. And you also get this adorable little 2/2 can ping things but usually is too harmless to be removed.

But more than the Vania is just so positive. It comes on the board like "It's me, Vania!" and I'm like "yeah Vania let's do this ♥♥♥♥" and when she attacks she's like "Yummy!" and I'm like "yeah they are SO YUMMY!" She doesn't say some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ macho ♥♥♥♥ like "I will destroy you" she's just like "nah yummy." And it looks so happy. I mean this is an vampire girl literally brought to life by magic. It understands it's life is a temporary magical gift and the dudette is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loving it. I mean look at her face

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um...Fox > Sheik........... stop me, I'm dying from laughter.

But seriously, Sheik has BETTER-THAN-AVERAGE recovery in case you didn't know and his/her overall combat ability is arguably the best among the characters. Here are the advantages over each character in comparison with the other.

SHEIK > fox

1) Heavier weight
2) Harder to combo/juggle because she doesn't fall as fast (Fox falls TOO fast)
3) Much better comboer/juggler
4) Ducks much lower(4th lowest in game, can even duck under Fox's Blaster on flat ground)
5) Longer reach and roll(esp. with clobbering items)
6) Much better aerial combat ability

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship.Put this on people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an awesome friend.

now youre just triggering my ptsd