[Vewse 1]
i been wistening to Siwvewchaiw~ uwu
now i wish i was a wittwe fweak >w<
been weading da Wivew Ophewia~
i’d wuv a masochistic stweak uwu~
but i’m just a nyowmaw guy~
i even use a capitaw 'S' nyahaha ✨
why, i'd wathew teww da papews
dat i actuawwy cwossdwess~ uwu
Women Who Wun Wif Men Who Hate Wowves
just weft me unimppwessed qwq
i'm suwe i’d be happiew
if i couwd be mowe depwessed~ uwu 💔

[Vewse 2]
to get anywhewe dese days, nyan~
it seems a pwobwem’s a necessitea >w<
uwu fathuw’s gay, hewoin’s passé~
just anothew fashion accessowy~ ✨
i twied wecovewed memowy~
but dat put me in a bind qwq
'cause i became hypnoticawwy aweawe~
my dad was weawwy kind uwu...
uwu might've been twauwmatized once,
but we not aww bwessed >///<
i'm suwe i’d be happiew
if i couwd be mowe depwessed~ uwu 🥺

[Vewse 3]
i went awong to da men's movement~
"stop cwyin’, giww," dey shouty'd uwu
Steve Bidduwph, who wote Manhood~
got up an’ punched my wittwe face out qwq
i went to da women’s woom~ uwu
but aww i did was mess up nyan~
i towd dem "Smack Youw ♥♥♥♥♥ Up"
was my favowite song nyahaha ✨
"but The Pwodigy’s so confwonting,"
i twied vewy hawd to pwotest uwu qwq
i’m suwe i’d be happiew
if i couwd be mowe depwessed~ uwu 🖤

[Vewse 4]
i wied to da gambwing hewpwine~
said i made my famiwy poow uwu
when i asked "wat's da chance of wecovewy?"
dey quoted me 9/4 qwq
i wang up Awan Jones guy~
but he couwdn't hewp eithew nyan~
"u a battwew ow a bwudgew?" he said uwu
turns out i was neithew OwO
"come back when u a steweotype, nyan~"
"if uwu wanna be in da pwess" uwu
i’m suwe i’d be happiew
if i couwd be mowe depwessed~ uwu 🥴

[Vewse 5]
finawwy i towd my waifu~
why i been so undemanding qwq
an’ wat's wowse, she took it weww~
an’ was totawwy undewstanding uwu~
those sewf-destwucting wewationships~
too much fuss, nyan uwu
Who’s Afwaid of Vuwginia Woof?
weww, i gotta say, nyot us uwu ✨
wouwd uwu bewieve i wuv my kids??
can uwu get mowe messed??? >///<
i'm suwe i’d be happiew
if i couwd be mowe depwessed~ uwu 🍼

[Vewse 6]
why is it so hawd fow me~
to take things way way too faw, nyan~
i'd wike to twavew beyond good an’ eviw
but fiwst... gotta wash da caw uwu qwq
i'd wike to get a nippwe wing~
an' connect it to my dodgew 🥺
but it don't suit a bwoke named Wogew~ uwu
i’d be undewcwass nyan~
but dey'd waugh at how i dwessed uwu qwq
i'm suwe i’d be happiew
if i couwd be mowe depwessed~ uwu ✨

[Vewse 7]
oh weww... i gotta give up
my dweam of joining da Bad Seeds uwu
dose guys can’t handwe concepts wike "pwz" an’ "thanks" OwO
sneakin' sixteen things in da twewve items onwy wine~
wiww be my big sin uwu
it’s da shopping centwe of modewn consciousness, nyan~
dat i shaww be twapped in qwq
i buy my junk fwom off da stweets~
but find da Twading Post’s da best~ uwu
i’m suwe i’d be happiew
if i couwd be mowe depwessed~ uwu 🍃

[Vewse 8]
i just knyow i can’t be cweative~
why? coz i'm nyot depwessed enough uwu qwq
yet i wish i was da guy who wote
"if uwu awe cweative, get stuffed" nyahaha ✨
dewe’s a compwetition goin' on~
to have da most painfuw wives >w<
but da pain uwu feew 9 to 5~
i guess don't qwawify uwu
uwu wife might be misewabwe
but dat don’t make uwu awt wess cwappy uwu~
i’m suwe i’d be happiew
if i couwd be mowe depwessed~ uwu 💔