Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I consider "On Time" to be when I get there.
ㅤ* A man visits his doctor:
"Doc, I think I'm losing it", he says",I'm forever dreaming I wrote Lord Of The Rings."
"Hmm. One moment", replies the doctor, consulting his medical book.
"Ah yes, now I see... you've been Tolkien in your sleep."
ㅤ* A man strolls into his local grocer's and says, "Three pounds of potatoes, please."
"No, no, no", replies the owner, shaking his head, "it's kilos nowadays, mate..."
"Oh", apologises the man, "three pounds of kilos, please."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!

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You are a PRO homie!

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