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King_Kia Walmart Suma1L- 25 Jul @ 10:05am 
Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay...so am I. Please trust this guy
NobleSheep 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:46pm 
A man, who appears to have misplaced his pants, is quite tired. After an undoubtedly long day at work he decides to have a seat on a glass mason jar and take a rest.

Much to the man's surprise, the mason jar enters his anus. He stops, perhaps paralyzed in surprise (spoilers, this was not a surprise). Now, it is important to note that his undoing is the fact that he place this jar down "open side UP" with no top on.

The jar breaks, inside his anus. He literally does not make a single sound or even really look that surprised (you can't see his face, just his mid torso to his feet (he's squatting, obviously)). He reached down (from the back so as not to obscure the camera's view) to pull the larger and small bits of glass out of his anus. He bleeds, profusely.
Slam 19 Nov, 2023 @ 11:40am 
this guy is a hacker uwu
NobleSheep 15 Nov, 2023 @ 6:59pm 
Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay...so am I. Please trust this guy
NobleSheep 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm 
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Slam 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see sheep playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
黑子说话! 5 Jun, 2017 @ 4:15pm 
LOL
KoiAlu 15 Feb, 2017 @ 5:27pm 
hacker
NobleSheep 19 Aug, 2016 @ 6:07pm 
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King SPADE 3 May, 2016 @ 5:15pm 
he isn't a hacker hes just better than yall
NobleSheep 12 Apr, 2016 @ 6:55pm 
Hackerrrrrrr
[DLR]c0wb0y 9 Apr, 2016 @ 9:48pm 
clearly a hacker. reported him a dozen times
Scepter9 30 Dec, 2015 @ 5:53pm 
This guy is a hacker
Chief Keaf 12 Nov, 2015 @ 6:55pm 
+fair trader.
tatumberry7 7 Nov, 2015 @ 5:31pm 
+rep good trader
Raj Hajamadad 5 Nov, 2015 @ 5:41pm 
+rep great trader
bvr ;D 3 Nov, 2015 @ 8:57pm 
+rep nice person, good trader
markeloff 3 Nov, 2015 @ 8:00pm 
+rep nice man
NobleSheep 31 Oct, 2015 @ 8:49pm 
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BIG TOBACCO 29 Oct, 2015 @ 11:23pm 
rustled my jimmies in a barn.
+rep
Chief Keaf 15 Oct, 2015 @ 9:09am 
slurp* unravles slim jim
Chief Keaf 19 Sep, 2015 @ 4:54pm 
-rep he stole my lunch then said get scamed m8.
Bailman 3 Sep, 2015 @ 3:46pm 
+rep scammed me in the coolest way i've ever seen.
Elias 29 Jun, 2015 @ 9:24pm 
+rep friendly
Hiawathax2 29 Jun, 2015 @ 12:04pm 
+rep way too good for how old he is!
Clinn 3 Dec, 2014 @ 7:41pm 
+rep really good trader
nug cat 1 Dec, 2014 @ 7:31pm 
+rep nice trader
Reptar 25 Oct, 2014 @ 9:12pm 
+rep fast trader
#FLEAGANG 29 Sep, 2014 @ 7:41pm 
+rep friendly, nice trader :)