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🥞 * 💃 * 🐊 * 🌏 * 💗 * 😺 * 🐟 * 🐛 * 👳 * 🍧 * 👽 * 🐠 * 🌂 * 💚 * 👃 * 💙
ㅤ* Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
ㅤ* If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer.
ㅤ* A newly-wed couple had recently opened a joint bank account. "Darling", said the man. "The bank has returned that cheque you wrote last week." "Great", said the woman. "What shall I spend it on next?"
🥒 * 🏓 * ⚡ * 🚘 * ⛳ * 🏀 * 🎁 * 👔 * 📒 * 🚗 * 📘 * 📗 * 🌋 * 🎽 * 🚙 * 🚕
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*
ハ_ハ ⊂ ノ ハ_ハ
('(゚∀゚ ∩ (つ ノ ∩ ゚∀゚)')
ハ_ハ ヽ 〈 (ノ 〉 / ハ_ハ
('(゚∀゚∩ ヽヽ_) (_ノ ノ .∩ ゚∀゚)')
O,_ 〈 〉 ,_O
`ヽ_) (_/ ´
ハ_ハ HAPPY NEW YEAR! ハ_ハ
⊂(゚∀゚⊂⌒`⊃ ⊂´⌒⊃゚∀゚)⊃
新年快乐!Happy New Year!幸せな新年!Bonne année!Frohes neues Jahr!Feliĉa Jaro!