Recent reviews by Texas Tan

Noita, Noita, Noita.
I've owned this game for 4 days. Clearly, I can't get enough.
I also can't win. I have no idea how to play. The creation of the perfect wand eludes me. I end every run with a frustrated sigh and a pang of anger. The liquids ruin your most powerful characters, the explosives eviscerate you, and the gold disappears before I can grab it about 60% of the time.

That being said, I love this game. I won't stop playing it until I am the thing these creatures see in their procedurally generated dreams.
Buy it, join the ranks.