i was having fun at the water slide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Twrkz. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconscious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, playing the popular shooter game VALORANT somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realized that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

May I Intreast you in a game of UNO?
Except, we gone play a lil' different.
You will be unconscious,
I will be in you,
and there will be no UNO cards.
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love you babe

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