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Recent reviews by pooparse

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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
i groom
Posted 12 September, 2024.
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14.7 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
racism
Posted 19 April, 2023.
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32.2 hrs on record (25.4 hrs at review time)
half of TDM lobbies are filled with blatant cheaters. you can't even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kick them lmfao
Posted 7 July, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
68.6 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
amazing game. nothing like it. one of the few games with crisp mechanics and a long time-to-kill (not cs style one bullet and u instantly die). first fps game for me

i strongly recommend installing ETlegacy (found at etlegacy[dot]com then replacing the executable) then a config since default settings are a bit like tf2 default settings (very poo poo). there are a couple of unintuitive mechanics that i would like to cover in a guide soon

useful commands (if u have vanilla installed) console is opened via tilde key (~):
\r_primitives 2 (if the game is running terribly on modern hardware this is needed)
\com_maxfps 125 (quake 3 engine game so limitations on framerate)
\cg_fov 110 (make fov a teensy bit larger, change number to whatever is nice for u [90 - 130])

ET, being based on quake 3, inherited the ugly "bob roll" effect where ur screen jostles when u move (annoying imho but keep on for the raw experience)
\cg_bobpitch 0
\cg_bobroll 0
\cg_bobup 0
\cg_bobyaw 0

Other quality of life changes like blood flash and blood splatter can be turned off via:
Settings -> View
Posted 26 April, 2022. Last edited 21 May, 2022.
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9.0 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
cut down tree on base yes
Posted 12 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
very family friendly!


awesome game im radiant global elite challenger grand master now!
Posted 6 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
102.2 hrs on record (59.6 hrs at review time)
dont buy it when you have exams
Posted 30 December, 2019.
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6.9 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
out of the 6 games i have played against ai, i have crashed on 2 of them, fairly frustrating after committing a bit of time

otherwise it's just aoe2 but better
Posted 24 December, 2019.
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35.8 hrs on record (34.5 hrs at review time)
yes
Posted 18 December, 2019.
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5.7 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
lugermorph and dangeresque so sexy
Posted 8 December, 2019.
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