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Look, I could go into detail about how this is the Borderlands you've never really remembered playing or played as a matter of fact. Instead, I'm just going to say this.

I. Hate. Pickle.

Okay now look at other more helpful reviews to get a glance of this game and decide if you want it or not.

Borderlands 2 is the sequel to the first Borderlands (whom sported amazing features such as fall damage and a horribly bad story).

The game is about the 6 vault hunters Maya, Krieg, Axton, Salvador, Zer0 and Gaige. Each of them being unique in their own way such as Axton looking way too serious at all times, Zer0 being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ number, Gaige having a bot called Deathtrap by her side because she is lonely, Krieg being a retarded psycho, Salvador being the only person to dual-wield guns in the entire existence of humanity and Maya being the siren, a.k.a the one with the blue tattoos and tits peaking out.

Anyway, these miserable and pathetic fellas decide to take the train to Pandora with Handsome Jack express which leads to them getting blown up by a dynamite loaded Jack-mannequin. Welcome to Pandora kiddos!

Shortly after getting almost vaporized on their first ticket, they end up at a glacier where the corpse-looting annoying piece of ♥♥♥♥ Claptrap meeting them. He hands them an ECHO device which allows the vault hunters to magically know if they have been shot too much or too little since they couldn't know that before hand. Also, here's a list of the things that the vault hunters can't do or tell:

- They can't mantle, slide or slam the ground to save their life.
- They can speak when they are stood still, leading to the dumbest lines I've ever heard.
- Gaige can't tell that she is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lonely. Like honestly, you've only got a killing machine of a robot as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend.
- Zer0 thinks he is a ninja instead of a number.
- Nobody can tell that Krieg is a psycho apparantly.
And so forth..

I'm not going to go further on the story in this review. Find out for yourself what happens in the story.

The gameplay is amazing, especially with the Hyperion weapons who are literally not aimable until the 30th shot in. Another great thing about the weaponry is that Jakobs let's people with Parkinsons shoot extra fast! The movement is neat too, even if you can't mantle or slide.

This game has it all, from stupid humor to guns/characters that makes you want to rip off your ears and throw them into a garbage disposal. I would suggest you pick it up and give it a shot.

A cheap, fun, short and fantastic game. The way you can interact in combat with weapons and different skills is really cool and the graphics are pretty neat as well. The game however is indeed very short. I completed it in roughly 55 minutes. For the price tag it is set at, it is a good purchase that you definitely won't regret.

I think my great grandfather will remind me someday that this was indeed, real.

:-)

Amazing game that lets you play as Wei Shen, a undercover police officer working to take down the Triads while remaining his true self hidden.

I can't really say much else besides how fun this game is. A thirdperson shooter in the entierty of Hong Kong feels incredible, especially when you do side missions or gamble. This game remains one of my favorite games to date with me having finished the game multiple times.

It is worth to pick up.

Welcome to "No Copyright Nostalgia."

If you like causing chaos, shooting people, crashing vehicles and using a grappling hook to kill, destroy and move you around, this game is for you.

But in all seriousness, with a multiplayer mod to enjoy with friends and players online, Just Cause 3 is something that can deliver you a blast (no pun intended) in gameplay, why? Just cause.

The graphics are beautiful and there is so much to do. I still have a lot to do since I recently just started playing but even so, this game I can easily say is a game you would love to play if you like third-person shooters and causing chaos.

9/10 - since I haven't finished the game, it is a 9/10 for now. Otherwise it would be a 10/10.

THE GUY DIES OF GLASS BOTTLES AND PARKED CARS.

HE CAN JUST BUY A NEW KEBAB BUT NO.

I AM MAD.

♥♥♥♥ THIS RAGE SIMULATOR, NEVER AGAIN.

Trying to legit get over a 1000 hours of JUST MONIKA here.

I wanna die?

Yes.

Just Monika?

n-yes.