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I untied a kid's shoelaces, made him fall, took his glasses, made him cry by honking at him.

I absolutely traumatized this kid.

I recommend this game.

This game is a fantastic psychological horror game which will change your view on how numbers work. This game has purely terrified me and I can't even fathom playing another horror game due to the content within this game. I've played Outlast and I thought that was scary but this absolutely demolishes that game with the horrifying story. I've never quivered with fear as much as I do now from playing this game, it seriously has bothered me. I couldn't get past 3 because I thought 2 was too easy.

Oh, I forgot to mention that, didn't I? This game is seriously so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difficult to complete, it rivals other difficult games such as Getting Over It but in this case, I couldn't get over number 3. This is seriously troubling since I can't think of a number larger than 3. I mean, there's Titanfall 2, Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2 but no Titanfall 3, Team Fortress 3 or Half-Life 3. How am I supposed to find something larger than that? The ridiculous skill ceiling this game has is astonishing and I can't say anything else than that the people who have completed this game are alien or scientifically inhumane masterminds.

So, this game has got a terrifying skill ceiling, over the top horror, what more could it have? Big hentai booba. I kid you not, I was surprised to see after my 30 minutes on being stuck at number 2 that once I got past it, I was greeted by gigantic badongas. It was a pleasant surprise, knowing of all the horror I just had gone through. It's not like there's a jumpscare or something in this game, but since I got stuck at 3, don't trust my review entirely, the option for a jumpscare is probably very likely to happen.

This game also made my life sincerely more difficult since the psychological horror has severely affected my life. I can't even buy a handful of grapes without thinking "surely this isn't 3 grapes? it must be 2, 3 is way bigger". I am horrified and beyond salvation at this point because 3 won't get out of my head. 1 was simple, 2 was harder, but 3 is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wet towel to your face at 2 am.

This game is incredible, I highly recommend that you try it out IF you feel sure about your sanity. I am still going to be questioning mine after this experience.

10/10

P.S. Please let me know if there is a way to click beyond number 3, I am too terrified to find out myself.

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I've got some bad news.
Actually, there is no review.
The fact this isn't a game, there's not much to say, blah blah blah...all of this.
I hope you're not too disappointed.
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Read other reviews.
Yeah, there's no review, but just between you and me...
...avoid downvoting this, if you can?

This game is addicting and fun. If any game could categorize as a drug, this would be that game. It's so heavily addicting, fun, satisfying and just overall, perfect. Thank you ConcernedApe for making this masterpiece of a game.

Play this while having on Lo-Fi Hip Hop Beats in the background.
Additionally, do that and play this game on edibles.
The experience is absolutely fantastic.

Grab this when you can. It's cheap, fun and definitely a game worth every single penny.

Sunset Overdrive is what I would think a LSD trip is if I hadn't experienced a LSD trip in the first place. Now that the bad joke's up, let's dive into this game.

Sunset Overdrive is a third person shooter game with tons of parkour, character customization and humor. The main catch about the game is it's unique twist on a regular "apocalypse, the end of the world" game. Normally you'd have a zombie apocalypse of some kind and Sunset Overdrive has that... kind of.

Zombies don't exist in the game EXACTLY but there does exist a mutated lifeform called OD. So what are OD's? To know that, you'll need to know a bit about the story.

So the story starts off with you, a guy/girl janitor cleaning up all the mess during an ongoing festival to celebrate the company Fizzyco's newest energy drink release. However, things don't go according to plan since these energy drinks mutated people into monsters known as OD. OD's are HEAVILY addicted to this new energy drink so you'll most likely see them everywhere. Oh, there's also even MORE MUTATED versions of these OD.

The weaponry you get in this game is also absurd and fun. From a gun shooting vinyl records to a rocket launcher firing teddy bear's loaded with TNT, yeah this game is kind of crazy. In a good way, of course.

This game is chaotic, fun and also really hilarious. The humor in this game surprised me and gave this game a lot more replay value for me personally. I highly recommend you pick up this game and play it.

Ahh, Call of Duty Infinite Warfare. The game that pissed off the veterans of the Call of Duty franchise and the game people used to buy to get Modern Warfare Remastered.

Where do I start with this game? To put it simply, Call of Duty Infinite Warfare takes Call of Duty I Advanced Warfare and Call of Duty Black Ops III and says "Hey let's combine this and throw players into space". This didn't satisfy most people since a lot of players wanted to go back to some old-school Call of Duty instead of this futuristic stuff with loot boxes filled with duplicates and nothingness and weird futuristic weapons.

Let's start thing off by saying this. I did enjoy this game but I also hated it. To understand why, I'm going to tackle 3 things. The campaign, the zombies gamemode and multiplayer.

Starting off with the campaign. It's absolutely amazing and I really would consider it one of the Top 5 Call of Duty campaigns. To not spoil anything, I'll let you all experience it for yourselves (if you seriously are planning to buy this in 2021 for some reason) but just know that the campaign is something that will definitely not disappoint you.

Zombies was unique. The fun twist of this gamemode did work towards the favor of this game, taking you away from space and putting you in an (for an example) amusement park. Instead of dogs hunting you after a couple of rounds, how about some scary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clowns? That's sure to trigger some peoples phobia! Not only that but the humoristic take on the characters you play as adds to the fun of this gamemode.

Now for multiplayer, I actually despise it. While yes, some concepts like a team system with different contracts and upgrading normal weapons to newer improved weapons with skins seemed alright but what ruins multiplayer for me personally is everything else. The skins are stupid and gives certain bonuses you should have as perks in your loadout. But the stupidest thing about skins is one of the anointments for some skins which gives you the nuke ability. Seriously? Pay to get a skin with a nuke killstreak possibly? ♥♥♥♥ no. It sucks. And don't get me started on the locked original weapons you can easily replace with the current weapons you can already use.

To conclude everything, Call of Duty Infinite Warfare has a fantastic campaign and zombies gamemode but the multiplayer is atrocious. Buy this game to play everything BUT the multiplayer. Quite ironic since most Call of Duty games are bought for the multiplayer specifically...

Border Control hasn't seemed this satisfying since, well, ever.

Glory to Arstotzka.

Okay, I'm going to be honest. The dlc in itself isn't all that bad. But here's the catch:

WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DID THEY PUT A PRICE TAG ON THIS?

It used to be free but now it's 15$? 15$?! For this ♥♥♥♥? Cmon. The price tag is absolutely ridiculous and outrageous. It's like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buying a pizza for 200$ instead of buying one for 10$. This is why I'm downvoting this dlc.

Get it if you feel like burning money or if you feel like playing the dlc. It's up to you.