Recent reviews by hormone wizard

Got this thinking:
"This could probably be the most stupid thing I have ever bought."
But until Gandalf sax, Anime Audio Visualizer and gifs. Damn, this was worth it.

Pros:
-EXTREMLY addicting!
-So fun to use.
-Gif backgrounds.
-Video backgrounds.
-Categories for what you mostly prefer.
-Enter your own studio and create backgrounds, gifs or videos in general.

Cons:
-Nothing tbh. I like everything about it!

People, you want a Sax Gandalf directly instead of downloading it or googling it?
Get this! Where you can waste your whole day listening to sax until it is getting annoying and you turn off the sound!
Give This ~ To Everyone You Care About.
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10/10 would buy again.

I like gore and extreme scenes. This game was perfect. Btw you can have sex in this game at the end, but it will cost your life. I'd die for sex. 10/10 xD

Alesso is my fav artist.
And Payday 2 is my favorite game.
So this was worth it.

Just like in the old times.

Most epic Call of Duty yet:
Better graphics
Better guns
More fantasy (Wallrun and Jumping)
Prestige Mode on Guns
and much more!
Buy NOW!!!! <3

So much fun!

it is so ♥♥♥♥ i like it

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This review is now updated to CS2.

In this game you are a Terrorist or elite Counter-Terrorist who has never fired a gun in their life before a round starts. You must help your character learn how to control their guns while killing enemies. Strangely, each character has the mysterious power to fire one or two shots without ridiculous recoil by very briefly jerking in the opposite direction they are moving in.

When your character wears a Kevlar vest, every part of your character, except the head, are made out of steel. Therefore, the only way to quickly kill people is to shoot them in the head. This can be annoying at first, but you will soon get used to shooting a small smudge of pixels on top of a character's body.

The Goddess of Guns can materialize guns in your character's hands a few seconds before a round starts. However, your character must pay for the guns, which have vastly overinflated prices. When you have the right amount of money, the Goddess will flash a menu in your character's eyes, allowing them to select the guns they want. More advanced users can make guns materialize out of thin air with their mind as long as they have the right amount of money.

Maps are often about evil terrorists trying to bomb deserted places. Vandalism is a very serious crime in the Counter-Strike series, so elite Counter-Terrorists are deployed to stop them. Unfortunately for the Terrorists, they are dumb and only packed one bomb. However, the Counter-Terrorists do not know how to pick up a dropped bomb, so the Terrorists can still pick it up after it is dropped by a fallen friend.

In some maps, the terrorists have kidnapped a janitor and low-level desk jockey in a building. The Counter-Terrorists have been deployed to save one, not both, of the hostages. In reality, this is just a thinly-veiled excuse for the CTs to murder the Terrorists while pumping rounds into the invincible hostages. One weird thing about hostage maps is that you can purchase a "Hostage Rescue Kit", which somehow makes gives you the ability to put a grown man on your shoulders in a second. Perhaps it is a spell scroll that allows hostages to hover to your character's shoulders.

The new Premier mode is essentially competitive but with numbers as ranks since it was so diffucult to remember a player title. The gamemode takes inspiration from third-party competitive gamemodes like FACEIT since Valve realised that picking a map you actually want to play shouldn't be easy. It's 2024, damnit.

Funnily enough, the old ranks from Counter Strike: Global Offensive do still exist, in the "Competitive" gamemode, where you need 10 wins per map to figure out how good or awful you are at certain maps. Does this matter? Nope, Premier exists. Play that instead. Or alternatively, don't play any of the above.

Overall, Counter-Strike 2 is a surprisingly solid game about people with the worst gun handling abilities ever seen on Earth. Even though your characters have the aiming abilities of someone with Parkinsons Disease, you have many tactical options that make the game very fun and dynamic. It's worth picking up.

So a friend gifted me this, I wanted it for such a long time.

Basically, this game is so unserious but some servers people play so seriously, you can't have fun.

Otherwise, it is a hilarious game with so many gamemodes, workshop items and players playing it.

10/10 for gameplay, 8/10 for community (at times otherwise also a 10/10) and 11/10 for all the silly addons, mods and maps that exists in this game.

Get this game as soon as possible, you won't regret it at all.