This game is truly one of a kind experience, so I'll detail what I've done so far.

I have:
- Killed a bunch of people, civilians, security, doesn't matter, they're dead.
- Had my Divine Light severed.
- Turned to Power in Misery.
- Eaten pizza to regain some health.
- Eaten corpses to regain less than a fraction of my health back.
- Kicked vending machines to get chips and drinks to eat so I could get a fraction of said health back.
- Stolen stupid, or good, or overpowered weaponry to upgrade my arsenal.
- Taken a car drive to a Funkopop collector and massacre them in cold blood using augmented arms and an arm I stole from a corpse.
- Started fishing so I could sell fish on the stock market along with the organs I stole from many corpses.
- Embezzled funds into the stock market, specifically GamesGames.
- Killed a govenor in a mall using a toilet so that my stacks in GamesGames would skyrocket and I'd become a self made millionaire within 5 hours.
- Taken a spin to the casino.
- Bought blast proof armor so I gain the ability to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocket jump across any map at lightning speed.
- Taken pills that forced me to restart.
- Eviscerated my former landlord.
- Bought a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house.
- Faced punishment to revive my Divine Light.
- Suffered through Bog Business.
- Laughed at Gorbino's Quest and it's 500 hours of gameplay.

All this within 9 hours of playtime. And these 9 hours have been mesmerizing. So much so that I went and ordered a custom made vinyl for the soundtrack of this game. That's how far I've fallen in love with this sewage infused garbage world capitalism at it's finest kill anything you want to because ♥♥♥♥ it and while you're at it sell the organs on the stock market immersive simulator born out of pure spite of a game.

Now excuse me while I try to get my Hope Eradicated, and hopefully some of my sanity back while I bump the soundtrack on vinyl. As a wise man once said, when the beat drops, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

Rating: 10 chunkopops stolen from Cancer City Megamall/7 coppers raiding my apartment while I enjoy the tunes of "Rent Due"

This game is truly one of a kind experience, so I'll detail what I've done so far. I have: - Killed a bunch of people, civilians, security, doesn't matter, they're dead. - Had my Divine Light severed. - Turned to Power in Misery. - Eaten pizza to regain some health. - Eaten corpses to regain less than a fraction of my health back. - Kicked vending machines to get chips and drinks to eat so I could get a fraction of said health back. - Stolen stupid, or good, or overpowered weaponry to upgrade my arsenal. - Taken a car drive to a Funkopop collector and massacre them in cold blood using augmented arms and an arm I stole from a corpse. - Started fishing so I could sell fish on the stock market along with the organs I stole from many corpses. - Embezzled funds into the stock market, specifically GamesGames. - Killed a govenor in a mall using a toilet so that my stacks in GamesGames would skyrocket and I'd become a self made millionaire within 5 hours. - Taken a spin to the casino. - Bought blast proof armor so I gain the ability to fucking rocket jump across any map at lightning speed. - Taken pills that forced me to restart. - Eviscerated my former landlord. - Bought a fucking house. - Faced punishment to revive my Divine Light. - Suffered through Bog Business. - Laughed at Gorbino's Quest and it's 500 hours of gameplay. All this within 9 hours of playtime. And these 9 hours have been mesmerizing. So much so that I went and ordered a custom made vinyl for the soundtrack of this game. That's how far I've fallen in love with this sewage infused garbage world capitalism at it's finest kill anything you want to because fuck it and while you're at it sell the organs on the stock market immersive simulator born out of pure spite of a game. Now excuse me while I try to get my Hope Eradicated, and hopefully some of my sanity back while I bump the soundtrack on vinyl. As a wise man once said, when the beat drops, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF. Rating: 10 chunkopops stolen from Cancer City Megamall/7 coppers raiding my apartment while I enjoy the tunes of "Rent Due"