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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:11pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:40pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 12:27am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:15pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May @ 11:44am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May @ 3:02pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:45am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:19pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:22pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:01pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:06am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:53am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:46pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:49pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:56pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:48pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:13am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:12am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 6:00pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May @ 1:07am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May @ 3:35pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:05pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:05pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:05pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:50pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:22pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May @ 12:39am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:17am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:46pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:47pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:11pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:14am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May @ 3:35pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:17pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:46pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:40pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:17am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:52pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:28pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 May @ 12:28pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:36pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:01am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 May @ 1:07am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:00pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 May @ 12:29am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:37pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:30am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 May @ 2:56pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 31 May @ 3:34pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:15pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:20am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:35pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 May @ 8:51pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 May @ 1:44pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:47pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 May @ 11:53am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:09pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:03pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:20pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:52pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:22pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:37am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:24am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:09pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May @ 10:55am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:26pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:12am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 May @ 12:27pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:19pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:57pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 May @ 6:04pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 May @ 2:47pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 May @ 1:45am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:05pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 May @ 3:02pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:27pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:09am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 May @ 11:26pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:38pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:49pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:45pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:21am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:45pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:26pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:02pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:59pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:43pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:34am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:44am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:28am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:38am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:13am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 May @ 2:45pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:40am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 May @ 3:34pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:09am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:09am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:41am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:42am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:42am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:13am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:25pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:19am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:25pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:07am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:07am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:25pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:21am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:25pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:39pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 May @ 11:44am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:24am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:57am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 1:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:59am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:00am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:00am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:22pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:31pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:19pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:22pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:56pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May @ 12:39am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May @ 3:51pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:07am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:15pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:28pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:43pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:27pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:44pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:02am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:16pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:16pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:16pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:25pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:12am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:05pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:29am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:25am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:32pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:30pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:23am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:47am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:18pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:20pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:14pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:11pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:52am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 May @ 2:45pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:45pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:03pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:45pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 May @ 8:16pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:20am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:27pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:03pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 May @ 12:45am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:44pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:05am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:38pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:12am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:22am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:40am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:42am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:26pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:49pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:44pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:56pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:21am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:49pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:21am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:21am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:42pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:47pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:44pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:48pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:53pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:16pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:05pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:47pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:45pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:07am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:21pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:07am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:07am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:07am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:14pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:15pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:15pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:25pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:25pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:12am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:12am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:22am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:22am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:25pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:00am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:20pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:19pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:49pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:19am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:32pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:43pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:28pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:59pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 3:31pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:07pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:23pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:58pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:09am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:53am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:56am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:01am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:41am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:15pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:46pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:17pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:59pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:06pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:42pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:21pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:24pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:12pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:57am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:57am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:02am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:15pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:24pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:25pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:46pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:46pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:22am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:51pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:52pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:52pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:35pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:35pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:23pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:33am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 1:57am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:23pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:47pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:26am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:39am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:38pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:50pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:34am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:39pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:34pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:23pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:21pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:21pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:21pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:24pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:21am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:21am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:42pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:51pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:17pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:41pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:25pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:27pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:46pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:43pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:48pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:46pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:19pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:34pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:36pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:27pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:42pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:42pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:38pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:42pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:52pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:05am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 5:11am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:32pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 May @ 12:29pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:45am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 May @ 1:32pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:13pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:57am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:25pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:12am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:53pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:27pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:27pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:42pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:33pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:47am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:01pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:24pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:29am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:42pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:24pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:45pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:20am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:20am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:41pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:51pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:25pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:31pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:46pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:27pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:29pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:29pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:44pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:42pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:42pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:51pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:16pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:25pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:46pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:27pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:29pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:35pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:43pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:58am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:58am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:58am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:46pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:29pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:26pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:14pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:32pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:45pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:41am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:06am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:00am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:32pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:29pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:12pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:57pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:57pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:51pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:45pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:19pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:22pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:10pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:43pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:53pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:57pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:27pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 6:03pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 11:14am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:25pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:30pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:16pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:25pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:46pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:27pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:35pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:43pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:47pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:47pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:58am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:07pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:29pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:00pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:02pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:09am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:01am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:12am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:22am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:53pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:42pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:28pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:47pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:08pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:00pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:48pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:35pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:52am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:26pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:44pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:26pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:27pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:56pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:23pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:01am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:16pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:22am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:45pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:27pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:28pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:47pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:28am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:30pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:55pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:49pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:09pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:40am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:42pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:58pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:29pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:07pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:18am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:55pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:37pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 7:11pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 May @ 1:26pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 7:12pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 4:11pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 2:51am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:57pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:43pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 8:40pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 9:15pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:39pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:38pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:43am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:27pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:46pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:27pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:31pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:34pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:48pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:44am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:44am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:44am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:05pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:38pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:48pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:43pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:38am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:53am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:42am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 7:14pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:46pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:51pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:45pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:44am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:33am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:13pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:00pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:38pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:40pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:46pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:59pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:10am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:39am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:43pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 8:59pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:06am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:17pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:22pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:45pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:33pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:27pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:44pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:59am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:00pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:59pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:35am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 9:38pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 2:29pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:49pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:26pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:53am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:12am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:35pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:46pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:57pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:24am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:36pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:48pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:00pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:45pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:11pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 May @ 11:57pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:23am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 2:16pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:34am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:00am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:24pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:18am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:45pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:34pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:28pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:47pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:08pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:38pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:16am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 9:38pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:33pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:33pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:26pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:29pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:30am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:31am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:31am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:53am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:05pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:47pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:47pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:25am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:38am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:37pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:56pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:57pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 11:47pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:18pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 12:12pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:19pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:26pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:23pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:16pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:59am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:58am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:47pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 11:22am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:45pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:09am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:19pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:15pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:36pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:27pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:28pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:20pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:23pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:38pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:25pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:25pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:46pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:39am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:53pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:57pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:27pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 6:03pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:21am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:26pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:31pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:30am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:50am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:01pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:18pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:40pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:26am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:37pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:19am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 8:59pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 9:38pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:30pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:07pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 2:52pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 11:52pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:20pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:19am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 9:38pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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