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43 of 50 (86%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 11:48am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 8:03am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2016 @ 5:39am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 2:15pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 12:55pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 4:28pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 4:44pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 3:04pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2016 @ 12:25pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 2:12pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 8:31am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2016 @ 1:11pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2016 @ 1:10pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 4:39pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2018 @ 11:51am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 11:12am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 4:58pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2016 @ 1:10pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 11:12am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 3:38pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2016 @ 1:10pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2016 @ 5:50am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2016 @ 8:22am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 2:04pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 8:22am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2016 @ 2:37pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 8:31am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 12:16pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 1:02pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 12:55pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2016 @ 2:06pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 1:59pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2016 @ 4:10pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2016 @ 4:09pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2016 @ 1:17pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 2:04pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2016 @ 7:30am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 2:13pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2016 @ 2:08pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2016 @ 3:20pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 2:07pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2016 @ 2:59pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 2:04pm



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.