THAT WASN'T WATER-

Sorry for bothering you, but I couldn't help but observe that your elegant Unusual hat has remained untouched, gathering virtual dust as your presence on 2fort fades into legend.

In light of this, I humbly propose a mutually beneficial arrangement: allow me to acquire this hat at a significantly reduced price—or, should generosity strike, as a complimentary gesture in the name of late digital spring cleaning.

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I must, however, advise caution. Some who’ve clicked the link report an overwhelming sense of euphoria… just before everything fades to blue... you see "her".

Warm regards,
A concerned (but ever-watchful) TF2 enthusiast

sorry for bothering you, just wondering if your unusual battle boonie will ever be for sale:)

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Honnoji was an inside job

Mellow greetings to you sir and/or madame.

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