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Geegle 20 Sep @ 5:12am

what the snarf

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:55am

buongiorno! i missed you

i'm awak

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:54am

why does my arm shake and turn bright red when im eating dirt?

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:53am

green
boner
horse
green
curio

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:53am

are you a top or a bottom im on the edge of the bed

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:51am

rip tayvion cole. east brickton lost a real one that day

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:50am

she dont know it but im too shy to say hi

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:47am

i like firetrucks monstertrucks spiderman and colouring and ironman

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:45am

can you go out first i have the commander pieces and logicxrs is camping us with 20 zerglets

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:42am

the second beer has ordered me to put it all on red his direct orders are my new life goal

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:41am

10735 days since a candidate has been called back

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:41am

ohh to be a tiger with a frozen milk brick

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:37am

caught another woman looking at my boobs after i looked up from looking at hers

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:37am

im a playa

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:37am

i run with hustlers and thugs

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:36am

im not downloading that gooner game, and i will die on this hill

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:36am

i habve a bonjer lol

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:35am

the samurai does not fear execution for he knows that the blade they wield will shatter against his armor

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:35am

30 vbuck ill kil a man

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:34am

blow me twin

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:34am

look at me twin im a dandelion twin

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:34am

yuno miles is the fastest rapper alive

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:33am

joybaited you haha

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:33am

would u rather get 5 million dollars in a year or a dollar in 5 million years

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:32am

my love language is being a nuisance

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:31am

sorry i was born 15 minutes ago

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:31am

i hate working at dominos bruh

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:31am

Monday left me woken
Tuesday I was through with woken
Wednesday my empty arms were woken
Thursday woken in love woken in looooveeee

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:30am

Hello.
Today was good.
Mostly relaxed, with challenging bits here and there.
But now I'm home, I did all I had to do.
I'm very happy.
We make each other so happy.
Goodnight.

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:28am

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darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:27am

polish phrases you might need:

1# wypuściłem miliard cykad na lotnisko

2# cykada cykada cykada cykada cykada

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:22am

ANOTHER KISS TO THE FOREHEAD!!!

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:22am

what if instead of fear and hunger it was beer and burger

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:22am

i dong wana gno to work

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:21am

i feel the anesthesia take hold as i lie on the surgical table and just before i pass out i hear the doctor say move him to the penus explsoion chamber

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:19am

i bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they love

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:18am

gave my colonist kobibi the "submissive" trait and it corrupted my rimworld save, is this the woke the kids these days are talking about

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:18am

NOT EVEN TRUE THERES NO BOY IN THE BALLOON!

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:17am

lets all just learn feng shui

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:17am

can you stop mentioning the j word its really scary

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:14am

my colonist kobibi was eaten by 43 mega scarabs in the "bug zone"

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:13am

alexa delete my reddit post titled "24, how bad is it" on the r/balding subreddit all the comments are comparing me to my newest son (3 months)

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:12am

send tweet

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:12am

you guys always forget the lactose intolerant people are online and could very much be one of your friends

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:11am

my eldest son (4) recently developed some sort of ability to eat all matter

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:10am

have you read yuri on ice, have to say as a old man yaoi fan myself that was great gave me and the wife a good ol chuckle

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:08am

5'3 isnt short for a obese middle aged man

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:07am

did you know that when you were born i was like a older baby isnt that kind of weird

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:07am

i hear the job market nowadays aint too good for you youngins

darkyuri 20 Sep @ 4:06am

that was 3 weeks ago