Steam Community :: turtlebacons

Inspidious 22 Aug @ 12:20am

this guy is a Colombian goblin who always seems to get hacked, maybe he should pay his landlord more for some protection against hackers

SemenShooter3K 21 Jul @ 7:59pm

this is my old friend. his REAL name is N1ll K1gg3r$. I strongly advice you not to bother him. He's so cool af

Yukendo 5 Apr @ 11:30pm

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This is me and ur ass XDDD

turtlebacons 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

account was hacked, i changed all emails and passwords now, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chinese dude, why is it always chinese

orfeas 29 Jul, 2023 @ 7:30am

+rep nvm guys hes the skinwalker in my backyard

orfeas 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:53am

-rep i did NOT ask this guy anything about balls

turtlebacons 2 Mar, 2023 @ 2:21pm

barrel shotgun (360 no scope) ( ez clapz) (better player alert). I finally make it home after my exp grinding session (W) and smoke my weed ( 1 pound a day). After my smoke sesh, I ( a super duper straight homophobe 😎) brutally obliterate my femboy boyfriend's (8m) bussy ( no ♥♥♥♥ if femboy ) ( that bussy be squirtin mad 🤤👅💩).

After that I (a GigaChad) head to a gym for my daily workout ( +10 strength everyday) where I take sneaky pics of wmens asses ( W grind) and smell where they were sitting ( only alpha sigmas do this). I then head to dark back alleys to hunt and eat hookers ( it helps my muscle gains).

After a long day of constant grinding even a sigma alpha GigaChad Top G needs his rest. I go to sleep with a smile on my face knowing that the Top G God ( Andrew Tate) would tell me I'm a true grinder for doing what I do.

ha1den 1 Mar, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Nicholas, how many times do I have to tell you? you're not a top g, you're not Andrew Tate. Stop it, you've been harassing too many people with your warped sense of reality, I wish you did indeed stop screaming that you're gay for Andrew.
-Kind regards ha1den

i eat ♥♥♥ crackers 13 Feb, 2023 @ 1:30pm

what if you went into a bar and the bartender was a fungus-girl and when she gave you your drink she said “you seem like a really fungi!” only some of her spores broke off in the drink and when they reached your stomach they started growing and spreading and entering your bloodstream and at last one reached your brain stem where it planted itself firmly and then your own body started acting against your will and you hiked and you climbed to a very tall place, far above all the foliage, and at last the fungi burst out of your eyes, sprouting into a thousand different intricate colors, and before long a bird girl showed up and started poking at your flesh and you realize in your last moments that this is what it’s all about, you were always meant to join the chain of life only as a single link in some monstrous fungi’s reproductive cycle—and before you can even scream the bird girl plucks your head off with her beak. and and and what if it were like a sexual thing

conq 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:14pm

this guy is very fat and indigenous

Jasmeanx 25 Aug, 2022 @ 4:17pm

im not irish

Mickey 31 Jul, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Oh my goodness gracious

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Mickey 1 May, 2022 @ 7:57pm

you have a fat juicy ass