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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Just couldn't shake the fact that it felt like I was playing store brand Doom (2016). If you are a fan of some of the excellent 90s FPS throw back games, such as Amid Evil, Dusk, Wrath, etc... this one is the weakest by far.
Posted 5 August, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
7.6 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
One of the best "throwback" FPS games you can play. I thought they could't top Dusk, but New Blood managed to do it!
Posted 18 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
- Overpriced
- Boring
- Not much of a "wreckfest", mostly racing with a little extra damage
- TERRIBLE music, basically Wal Mart brand radio rock
- I remember seeing early videos of crazy air time, tires flying everywhere.. what happened?
- Damage really isn't all that impressive
Posted 2 March, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
34.2 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
I haven't been this captivated by an RPG since the first time I played Obvlivion.

- Top notch story, characters, and voice acting
- Yes, combat is difficult at first, but it makes you choose wisely if a fight is worth the effort
- Overall I feel this is a grossly underappreciated game
Posted 13 January, 2019.
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9.5 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
It's Quake 1. One of the best and still fun to play. What else needs to be said?
Posted 12 January, 2019.
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10.1 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
- A must have for old school Quake 1, Blood, Heretic, fans.
- Incredible music
- Not just a nostolgic cash grab, stands on it's own
- Excellent level design
- Some truly creepy moments and scares
- Will easily be in my top 5 favs of 2019
- Really hope for DLC!!

(Hope the multiplayer gets expanded, add a capture the flag mode!)
Posted 12 January, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
36.8 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
YES.

- FAST pace
- Excellent graphics
- Optimized well, runs 100-144 FPS on a 970, SUPER smooth
- Intense and loud, like it should be
- Single player, multiplayer, and a map maker; plenty of content
Posted 12 May, 2016. Last edited 15 May, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.4 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
10/10
Would shoot Nazis again.
Posted 5 May, 2015.
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31 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
34.2 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Game fails to launch. This is NOT the username bug, the game fails to launch properly. Thousands of people with this issue and no response from Rockstar.

I cannot recommend this game.
Posted 14 April, 2015.
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19.0 hrs on record
PROS:
- Carry EVERY weapon, no sissy two at a time BS
- Great story with some funny moments
- Many nods to the original Wolfenstein
- Gunplay is awesome: DUAL WEILD EVERYTHING

CONS:
- Tech5 engine sucks (ugly textures)
Posted 12 April, 2015.
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