Recent reviews by Turd_boy

I'm such a compulsive cheater, I was banned in this game.

2 weeks in to the last level I have left in the game... 750,000 points... It's my goal to finish this game before I graduate highschool and time is dangerously running out... wish me luck soldiers...


edit: I did it. Beat the game! This game can still ♥♥♥♥ itself

the music is way too good for a game this ass

I have 4 primary reasons for hating this game: 1) Bobby Kernwein is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at this game and somehow got 10 loans in 1 game. 2) Trevor Gerlock bought actual dlc for this game (he's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd). 3) George Beeson refuses to play any pc game besides this one because he's actually too lazy to sit in front of his pc and do anything other than spin a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wheel. Finally, 4.) ...This is the biggest reason I hate this game... Jude acted like such a badass when we last played this with him. Nigel and his gf were sitting in the room w him and he was acting like he was too good for the game. Also, he was not laughing at funny ♥♥♥♥ we were saying because he had to look like a badass. Life brings out the worst in everybody. ♥♥♥♥ this game

This game rewards people who have no life like Trevor Gerlock... kid is 90 levels ahead of me and would lose a 1v1 to Bobby Kernwein...

The worst game ever made.

Jesus bro I get on this game with Joker and he does not stop complaining. There really is nothing to do in multiplayer and its pretty boring but still. Dude whines like a little ♥♥♥♥♥ trying make his 1 stream viewer laugh (I'm the 1 viewer).

Beat this game for the first time on steam and made it to the music video at the end I was so excited for. This little prick ♥♥♥♥♥ from my school thought it would be funny to shut off my computer about 5 seconds into the song. I turned my computer back on and I was prompted to the menu. I could look it up on youtube, but it wouldn't feel the same. This the kind of ♥♥♥♥ that makes ppl terrorists

I can't decide what to rename arma... no-life simulator, shrimp ♥♥♥♥ simulator, nerd-ass jude horak simulator, or queer butt-rape simulator. Which is best?

I hate this game strictly because I can't find anyone with an iq over 70 to play with. Trevor's guesses are usually terrible and way too early, but they aren't even the worst of it. After looking on tiktok for the entire game, Fat Cat will pull up with the most ♥♥♥♥-butt guess you can imagine. I swear it's a miracle if this dude gets 1 of the 3 correct. Then this dude will be like "wtf how does Turd-♥♥♥♥ always win." DO NOT BUY unless your friends aren't stupid idiots.