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A cute, free game where you play as a beast most foul and cause hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of property damage to the home of the people you love.

Game's decent. Similar gameplay to Vermintide, but with some noticeable differences. Game really shines in its set design. The maps all look incredible, and you really feel like you're fighting tooth and nail in a claustrophobic hive city.

Connection issues and glitches are to be expected, of course. This is a Fatshark game, after all. It'll get fixed, it's just a matter of time.

I wanna be a cowbooooooy, baaaaabyyyy

The AI is only slightyl smarter than a sack of bricks but the Single Player is still fun in its own right. Multiplayer is an absolute riot everytime you play.

Well, the name certainly isn't misleading.

It's good but I can't find the exit button

In just under 6 hours I beheaded over 10,000 men.

Good game.

It's ok

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Please keep in mind that this is an early access review and I will be reviewing the game again at a later time.

When I was a child, I loved pirates. Blackbeard was one of my heroes, as was Black Bart and William Kidd. I was a pirate for Halloween once, I owned tons of pirate toys. Pirates of the Caribbean was one of my favorite rides (and still is, tbh). I'd play Puzzle Pirates just because it was pirates. And even still today, I love pirates.

There are few games about pirates. There are even fewer good games about pirates. In fact, I can count the number of good pirate games on my fingers, because there aren't very many. Sid Meier's Pirates!, Assassin's Creed: Black Flag, and Secret of Monkey Island are just a few in a surprisingly small genre. Most of them are generic "Yo-ho-ho walk the plank and find me dubloons me maties," childish malarkey, not real, sugar-stealing, Spaniard-killing, gin and cider swilling swashbucklers.

Before anyone rips on me for "Just looking at graphics ♥♥♥♥♥," or "You just don't know a good game," Mount and Blade is one of my favorite game series out there, and Warband is easily one of the best games I've ever played. When I heard Mount and Blade game with pirates taking place during the beginning of th Golden Age of Piracy, I cried salty tears of pirate-tastic joy as a smile formed around my surprisingly not scurvy-ridden mouth. However, for now, Caribbean doesn't live up to its predecessors.

The game looks nice, nicer then Warband even (which isn't very hard, honestly), but plays fairly poorly. Now I'm going to have to say this is because the game is still in Alpha, which does make it my fault for buying it at this time. I'm making this review to save other fans from this currently unstable game.

I played for only a few minutes before the game froze, however, it had been lagging like crazy before hand. I won't blame this on my computer, as it can run all three of the M&B games perfectly, as well as Napoleonic Wars and an assortment of mods. It's just very very unstable and in a semi-playable condition, but is still quite unruly.

All in all, would I reccomend this game now? No, not in this state. Would I reccomend it later? Hopefully yes. I have no doubts that this will eventually be a good game. It just needs some polishing and work. Like a fine ship, you can't just sail the hull, you need all the other bits before she can shove off, and I hope that one day this game will let me hoist a black flag and become a terror of the new world.