Slapped this man with a wet pretzel at London International Airport.
Would do again

You need me on your friends list because i can wiggle my ears

Premieren renderless real time playback ja integraatio ae:n ja ps:n kanssa nyt esimerkiksi

when she says its her first time - https://youtu.be/v7x65KpJNrU?t=304

http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/51420-acrobatic-slut

nice profile pic... ur hot

@bCCea. NO EN! OLEN ELÄNYT KESKELLÄ AFRIKAN SADEMETSÄÄ ZAIRE JOEN RANNALLA JO VUOSIA! ET TIEDÄ KUINKA MONI VÄRISIÄ MIEHIÄ VOI OLLA YHDESSÄ NÄKÖKENTÄSSÄ YHTÄ AIKAA!

Kaveri ootsä kunnos?

@Masalisko get rekt

*Valmistelee hauta-arkkua jossa sinä makaat*

*Avaat silmäsi ja hengität sisään. Nouset hauta arkusta, minua silmiin katsoen.*

*"kuka sinä olet? Sinä kaunis kaulapartainen mies?"*

**Tips fedora**

*"Olen Tuhostin, isäsi"*

*Silmäsi suurenee*

*"Miksi lähdit kun olin lapsi?! Miksi jätit minut noin vain!?"*

*Katson sinun naamaasi, ja huokaisen syvään*

*"Et ymmärtäisi."*

*Katson kirkon ikkunaa, jossa on elegantteja maalauksia siltä ajalta kun jeesus ristiin naulattiin*

*"Minä vaadin tietää!" Sinä huudat ja nouset arkustasi, ottaen läheisen kynttilänjalan aseeksesi."*

*"Äitisi ja minä emme sovittu yhteen." huokaan kääntyen sinua kohti.*

*"Miten niin!?" Sinä huudat ja kaadat hauta-arkkua pitävät telineen selälleen, kaataen hauta-arkun mukanaan*

*"Sinun äitisi...

Oli lisko!"*

@Masalisko My neckbeard is as strong in me as the the ancient power you hold. It's called




















Social autism

Hyvä. Vähän sama oli mun reaktio kun katoin sun profiilin läpi. The neckbeard is strong with you *tips fedora*

@Masalisko Harmillista että sinun profiiliin kommentoiminen on blockattu ihmisiltä jotka eivät ole sinun kaverilistallasi. Halusin vian sanoa ":D:D:D:D::D:"

Koin äärimmäisen suurta myötähäpeää tätä profiilia lukiessani

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on

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tuumez: My ♥♥♥♥ is thick and girthy; it feels firm in your hand, it fills you up, but it won't hurt you. It's the perfect size. My body is tight, toned, tanned, and shaved. Name a type of model - head, body, hand, feet, ♥♥♥♥ - and I could be that kind of model. I don't because I'm too busy making a ♥♥♥♥ ton of money as a doctor lawyer who runs a non-profit for victims of genocide. I'm 6'2', 185, 3% bf. I'm better. I'm superior.
tuumez: :}

♣♠Tapsu♠♣: hey Vsauce Michael here
tuumez: How long can a toddler survive in a freezer?
♣♠Tapsu♠♣: 20 - 45 minuuttia
tuumez: pretty accurate
♣♠Tapsu♠♣: Tiiän

Interwebsistä tietenkin

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHkuYOr1hdU&ab_channel=GaryOrsum

Your profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.

Ilmapiiri 9
Peliseura 9
Game masterin performance 9

I wish you to die via impailment from an average sized horsecock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1C5T-fH2Y

+rep nice game sense and FRIENDLY <3

I love you yksi sata miljoonaakuusisataa viisikymmentäviisituhattaseitsemänsataakuusikymmentäkuusi times more than I love meatballs. <3 BUT... only as a friend... you'll be forever alone

Imagine driving on the highway, you look down and see a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snake coming atcha from under the steering wheel! You freak ♥♥♥♥ and start swirving like wild before you realize that the snake is here to cause no ill will. She is friend, not foe. Her intent is not to harm. She has something much more sinister planned. She winks at you before unzipping your pants and sliding them down to your ankles. She opens wide and takes your ♥♥♥♥ deep down her throat and into the pit of her stomach. She bobs. Up, down, up, down. You clench the steering wheel tightly, ready to explode. You ♥♥♥ so hard you shoot the snake clean off of your ♥♥♥♥ where she smashes on the windshield, coating it in a thin, translucent layer of ♥♥♥ and snake guts. She loved you intensely, if only for a brief moment. But now the moment has passed and you got a pile of ♥♥♥ and guts to clean.

Peñis slaying ♥♥♥♥♥

Tapsu: Minä en ymmärrä
Plank the Dude: ?
Tapsu: Nainen ja mies
Tapsu: Miten taitat siitä 90?
Tapsu: Miten!?
Tapsu: Auta minua ymmärtämään
Tapsu: Btw
Plank the Dude: taivutat niitä?
Plank the Dude: 90 astetta?
Tapsu: Sukupuolia
Plank the Dude: aaaaaaaaaaaaah
Tapsu: LGBT sanoo 90
Plank the Dude: oisit heti sanonu
Tapsu: En
Plank the Dude: power of imagination
Tapsu: :D
Plank the Dude: my friend
Tapsu: They used the POI effect
Tapsu: POI
Tapsu: Perhana
Tapsu: Olet nero
Plank the Dude: kiitos
Tapsu: Eipä mitää
Tapsu: Menen nyt katsomaan tvtä
Plank the Dude: hyvä homma


Voiko joku minua viisaampi kertoa mitä vittua just tapahtu tässä keskustelussa?

I have a poem for you!

♥♥♥♥♥♥s are red...

Jews are blue...

♥♥♥♥ roses...

Gas the violets...

Thank you...

Thank you for your kind comment! I appreciate it. Wish you a great week.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu2SG9XExFw

+rep good player but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ isnt this profile cringy, love it. Gives it some charm.

♥♥♥♥♥slayer69

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4goJID2X9U&list=PLq7JnVtvfZsXizd3OIL02JKkwJ_jmNKbW&index=141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L9-xyZ7TtU&index=139&list=PLq7JnVtvfZsXizd3OIL02JKkwJ_jmNKbW

plz no

Yes, and a single... ;) You could be my first!

still a virgin?

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Can't Spell Strengths in Gamer Summary... such noob...

-Rep will make me eat healthy food if I will not stop being unstumpable.

You can't 〽 💲🀄ÜⓂ🅿 the Trump 📈💪🔥🔥 (liberal tears 😭😭💧💦🌊) BUILD 🔧👷🔨 WALL 🚪🚪🚪 BUILD A BIG ➕➕ BEAUTIFUL 💓💓💓 WALL 🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪 right there 👉🌎 (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) Make America 🗽🗽 Great Again 💃👉 🚪 Trump 2016 📈☑☑☑

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♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cheter ♥♥♥ соси

It was one time... and I was ill with 18fps...

Who is that guy below my comment? Oh, just a guy who I beat in 1v1's.