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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 9:42am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 9:20am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 9:46am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 7 May, 2019 @ 8:21am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 7:54am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 10 May, 2019 @ 11:17am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 21 May, 2019 @ 11:11am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 8:29am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 16 May, 2019 @ 7:13am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 10:41am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 7:49am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 12:29am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 4:16am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 12 May, 2019 @ 2:46am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 8:46am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 1:43am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 9:20am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 21 May, 2019 @ 11:11am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 12:29am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 7 May, 2019 @ 8:21am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 10:28am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 10 May, 2019 @ 11:17am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 10:00am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 5:22am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 12 May, 2019 @ 2:46am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 7:32am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 11:55am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2019 @ 6:32am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 16 May, 2019 @ 7:13am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 12:29am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 8:50am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 10:01am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2019 @ 9:34am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2019 @ 8:23am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 16 May, 2019 @ 7:13am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 7:16am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 7:25am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 1:44pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2020 @ 9:34am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2020 @ 8:16am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:14am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 4:17am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!