A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

My name is Monkey D. Luffy. I'm 19 years old. My ship is at the northeast section of New World, where all the Yonkos are, and I became a rubber person after eating the Gomu Gomu no mi. I am the captain of the Strawhat Pirates. I don't smoke or drink, but I occasionally eat meat. I sleep whenever I want, and make sure I get five hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before sleeping, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up from the Doctor Chopper. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very free life. I make sure to trouble myself with any strong enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to have a good sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Besides, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

The US obesity rate is 36.20% in 2022

pick up

bros games in his bio aint even out ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you 💀💀💀

i like that bio format also imma take that thanks tubby