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In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the
reader that he has the disease he is reading about; secondly,
that it is curable.
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"Just out of curiosity does this actually mean something or have some
of the few remaining bits of your brain just evaporated?"
-- Patricia O Tuama, rissa@killer.DALLAS.TX.US
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If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a
Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per per gallon,
and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
-- Robert Cringely, InfoWorld
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Benny Hill: Would you like a peanut?
Girl: No, thank you, I don't want to be under obligation.
Benny Hill: You won't be under obligation for a peanut.
It's not as if it were a chocolate bar or something.
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He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist.
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