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A honest confession is I have not always been a dull man; I like to think my dullness started about 15 years ago when I quit drinking alcohol. Having a clear head has helped me become tremendously dull as the years have passed. Today will take a lot of work to stay dull. My son's 21st birthday is today, and to add to the excitement, I bought a bottle of whisky on the day of his birth with the plan to open it on this day, take a single shot with him, and continue my lovely dull existence without drinking any more. As this day approached, I realized the tremendous excitement it may cause and thought about how a true dull man would handle the situation, like the men in this group. Instead of taking a shot I have decided to hug my son, tell him I'm proud, but abstain from the excitement of doing a shot and watch the 'wild exciting' people in my family have a drink while I maintain my cool dull persona.
Male age 51 with size 9 shoe

So, I was thinking about how you always insist on watching that same movie every time we have a movie night. Like, seriously, how many times can you watch The Matrix'before you start reciting the lines verbatim? It's like you're stuck in a time loop or something. Maybe you should try watching something different for a change. There are literally thousands of other movies out there. You could even try a documentary or something. Just please, for the love of all that is holy, stop watching The Matrix every single time we have a movie night.

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

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Sorry ♥♥♥♥♥, I just got done eating this 1000$ steak with all my handsome and jacked friends with our model girlfriends. Something your 6ft 4’ slim dad bod couldn’t possibly comprehend. I’ll be replying to you via video in the near future.