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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 5:40pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 12:34pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 12:35pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 12:44pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 5:46pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 5:35pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 5:19pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 12:41pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 9:50pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 12:56pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 12:30pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 9:43pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 5:54pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 5:36pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 5:33pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 12:03pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 5:24pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 12:44pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 5:44pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 5:50pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 8:02pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 12:14pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 9:44pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 5:56pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 5:53pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 10:42am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 12:10pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 5:43pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 12:44pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 10:26pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 10:03pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 10:13pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 10:35pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 10:37pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 10:24pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 12:54pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 10:43pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 10:32pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 10:13pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 12:37pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 10:36am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 10:28pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 3:47pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 10:12pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 1:39pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 12:48pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 10:08pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 8:34am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 5:25pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 7:56am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 3:58pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 8:28pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 4:41pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 4:51pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 8:05am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 5:14pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 8:19am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 4:14pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 8:31am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 5:21pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 4:11pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 8:17am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 8:36am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 6:22pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 5:00pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 8:06am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 5:26pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 2:57pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 4:57pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 8:54am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 4:50pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 9:51am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 6:21pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 1:21pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 5:41pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 11:43am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 6:28pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 3:24pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 11:43am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 6:33pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 10:14am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 10:07am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 10:33am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 7:01pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 3:25pm

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 8:01pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 5:30pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 7:59pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 6:58pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 6:40pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 6:56pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 6:40pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 5:57pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 7:15pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 7:19pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 7:22pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 6:21pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 6:00pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 5:52pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 8:07pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 6:17pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 6:25pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 8:14pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 6:29pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 10:14am

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 4:22pm

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 4:22pm

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 4:20pm

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 4:19pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 10:10am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 10:34am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 4:39pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 5:23pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 8:18pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 9:42pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 10:50am

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 11:52am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 11:26am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 12:01pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 9:31pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 12:28pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 12:30pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 12:38pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 12:43pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 12:46pm