From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷‍♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always trouble 😈 when I ring 📞

Jesus loves you : )

+rep very good player ! friendly above all !

Sorry for any typos, but I’m eating my delicious Japanese curry right now😋(yes I know, I am kinda a big chungus😉but it is just soo tasty) Okay now let’s get into. I think all of you are being unwholesome chungus towards the m249
I currently have 290 hours in the game so you know that I am an expert at all things CSGO. Using my expert knowledge as a long time VETERAN and CERTIFIED BEAMER of the game, I believe that the M249 is the most VERSATILE weapon in all of CS’s arsenal. You know you can trust me due to my INSANELY HIGH HOUR COUNT, I'm basically a pro player 😎
First of all, the weapon is just soo WHOLESOME! With a 8x Scope attachment, the m249 becomes a Weapon of Mass Destruction🤤.The long range applicability of the weapon allows you to easily beam bakas all thr way down long on office😳. This will get you called a cheater ALL THE TIME but that will just give you the opportunity to FRANsplain why the enemy team are just BAD🥶🤮

+rep friendly player

Why is there an emoticon of a guy sucking shrek next to your name ?