‣ Aliases: Jed "Mung" "Mungelele" "mungo" "mong" "flippers" "moody" "mungy" "elelegnuM" "gnuM"
‣ Age: [153715216/10^6]/πe
‣ Part of Steam's Furniture Since: 14th March 2011
‣ Block List Headcount: 521 - you'll fit in nicely
‣ Game Taking My Life rn: ♥♥♥♥♥♥, wot? a bloody gamebox? CS:GO hehe
‣ Alt Accounts (yes,hehe): /id/ThisIsASmurf , /id/icamefromcodleavemealone , /id/StratRoulette


Case: Corsair Air 540 [White, Dual Bay, ATX Mid Tower]
Mobo: Asus Z170-PRO [ATX Formfactor]
RAM: 2x 8Gb G.Skill RipJaws V Black [Tuned@3192Mhz/b.multi@133]
CPU: Intel 6600K Skylake Quad Core [OC@4.5GHz/b.multi@100 autosync]
Cooling: NZXT Kraken x61 RGB Closed Loop Liquid [2x 140mm, CAM Control]
GPU's: NVIDIA Asus DUAL GeForce GTX 1060 [6GB O.C]
NVIDIA EVGA Classified GeForce GTX 960 [2GB S.C]
AMD Sapphire Tri-Force Radeon R9 390X [8GB Tweaked C.]
SSD's: 500GB Samsung 850 EVO SATA III [av. R:468 MB/s | av. W:439 MB/s]
250GB Samsung 960 EVO M.2 PCIe [av. R:1764MB/s | av. W:1308MB/s]
HDD's: 2TB Western Digital Caviar Black [av. R:154 MB/s | av. W:157 MB/s]
2TB Western Digital Caviar Black [av. R:154 MB/s | av. W:157 MB/s]
2TB Western Digital Caviar Blue [av. R:126 MB/s | av. W:117 MB/s]
2TB Western Digital Caviar Blue [av. R:126 MB/s | av. W:117 MB/s]
PSU: EVGA G2 850w Modular
Other Internals: PCCG B&W Modular Sleeves, Pioneer Optical Drive [DVD-CD-BD R/W-16x], NZXT Mix 2 RGB PWM Controller, 3x Corsair 120mm White LED [Quiet Ed.]


Monitor: 27" Asus MG279Q FreeSync [IPS, 144Hz, 1440p]
Mouse: Logitech G900 Chaos Spectrum Wireless [RGB, 1000Hz polling rate]
Mousepad: Steelseries QcK+ [XXL]
Keyboard: Corsair Gaming K65 RGB [Cherry MX Red]
Corsair Vengeance K70 RGB [Cherry MX Red]
Headset: SteelSeries Siberia 840 Wireless 7.1 Surround; for PC, XBOX and PS4 [OLED DAC+Transmitter Desktop Hub]
Gamepad: Sony Dualshock 4 Controller [White]


Go-to Weapons (Primary/Secondary): M4A1-S|AK-47/AWP, P250/Five-seVen/Deag
Positions In-Game: Strat Caller/Defensive AWPer/Rifle Lurker or Entry Fragger
ex CS:GO Ranked: Legendary Eagle Master [back when one-deaging GE's in comp was easy for me rip...]
now CS:GO Ranked: At my current skill, N1 if I'm lucky ;)
viewmodel_fov 63
viewmodel_offset_x 1.5
viewmodel_offset_y 2
viewmodel_offset_z -2
viewmodel_presetpos 0
cl_crosshair_drawoutline 0
cl_crosshair_outlinethickness 1
cl_crosshair_alpha 255
cl_crosshairstyle 4
cl_crosshairsize 2.5
cl_crosshaircolor 1
cl_crosshaircolor_b 50
cl_crosshaircolor_g 250
cl_crosshaircolor_r 50
cl_crosshairgap -1
cl_crosshairdot 0
net_graph 1
net_graphheight 1320
net_graphpos 1220
net_graphmsecs 400
Resolution: 2560x1440
Sensitivity: 1.8
DPI: 600
Volume: 0.5


You are banned permanently. Reason: "Rudey poodle"
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You were banned from the server by "nasher3456" (attempting to ddos me)
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A CS:GO Virtus.Pro interview 27/06/15:
Even though you had control, you were still angry, why? - Interviewer
"These past few months, my biceps is not working like I want to." - Pasza
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BOT PeekABoo : how exactly do you get more drops from this lol
mung : you get vac banned for tht
BOT PeekABoo : oh no vac
mung : if you get drops u get vac banned
BOT PeekABoo : OH NO
mung : well
mung : its like
BOT PeekABoo : i dunno wanna get vacced :(
mung : a 5/9 chance
mung : if you get one drop you might
Player BOT PeekABoo left the game (Disconnect)
mung : LOL
mung : AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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freakin dale: jed
freakin dale: u ther?
mungelele: yes austin
freakin dale: wanna watch home alone porn?
mungelele: sure do austin
freakin dale: porn(.)com/videos/home-alone-return-of-the-wet-bandits-a-xxx-porn-parody-1483511
mungelele: WTF
mungelele: I DIDNT THINK YOU WERE SERIOUS
freakin dale: hahahaha
mungelele: im not even clicking that
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Call with freakin dale ended.
freakin dale: is ur dad abusing you?
mungelele: no...
freakin dale: hahahaha
freakin dale: you are so serious
mungelele: :c
freakin dale: he is
freakin dale: isnt he
mungelele: no.......
freakin dale: he is yelling
mungelele: ;-;
freakin dale: if he passed away
freakin dale: im here
mungelele: WTF
freakin dale: u can lie on my internet shoulder
mungelele: ok
mungelele: ♥♥♥♥
mungelele: thanks man.
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freakin dale: how old are you?
freakin dale: im 15
mungelele: im 12
freakin dale: srsly
mungelele: yes
freakin dale: buddy
mungelele: on my profile
freakin dale: u arent 12
mungelele: yes i am
freakin dale: ur profile dont mean ♥♥♥♥
mungelele: hit puberty at 9
freakin dale: THERE IS NO WAY
freakin dale: YOU ARE 12
mungelele: i am
freakin dale: stop lying to me ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Kids Helpline for DDoS
Tatsumi-trading: just looked at your steam profile
Tatsumi-trading: you been getting ddosed
◢◤ Mung: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
◢◤ Mung: yep
Tatsumi-trading: whant me to tell you hot to
◢◤ Mung: yeah i have no idea
Tatsumi-trading: *how
Tatsumi-trading: lmao
Tatsumi-trading: you got that friend
Tatsumi-trading: on skype?
◢◤ Mung: ahahahahaha
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8:58 PM - When Dad Touches Ur ♥♥♥♥: lol idk about the key
8:58 PM - When Dad Touches Ur ♥♥♥♥: u know this
8:58 PM - Mungelele: idc*
8:59 PM - Mungelele: are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded
8:59 PM - When Dad Touches Ur ♥♥♥♥: same thing m8
9:00 PM - Mungelele: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ potato
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Jed (calmy): ah eh. I think i've stalled it by pitching way too much without power output. I liked this Huey hey.
Jarrod (calmy): *as helicopter falls vertically backward* so can you like actually fix it, it's guaranteed death unless you do
Jed: *fakes an autorotation landing* huh, it's all trees. unluggy
bOOm.
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Isaac: jed we're flying a bit low
Jed: no, this is easy
Isaac: the ai is JUST there wtf
Jed: just trust me
pew pew
Isaac: JED
Jed: just waittt for it, watch this ♥♥♥♥
I crashes helicopter and explodes in forest