Kill yourself

Being a porn actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a room screaming into an $100.000 camera about how much you love old man ♥♥♥♥ at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.

good teammate

Pay taxes first

Hello based department, I need 3$ for Half Life Alyx please

give me Coll off Booty battlepass first