Barney: Boy, you never stop eating and you don't gain a pound.

Homer: It's my metaba-ma-lism. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones.

The Way We Was
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Kaylee: "These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I-- how
'bout that!"

Mal: "Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to
buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable."

Kaylee: "Yessir, Captain Tight Pants."
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You can not get anything worthwhile done without raising a sweat.
-- The First Law Of Thermodynamics

What ever you want is going to cost a little more than it is worth.
-- The Second Law Of Thermodynamics

You can not win the game, and you are not allowed to stop playing.
-- The Third Law Of Thermodynamics
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Most burning issues generate far more heat than light.
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If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it.
-- Calvin Coolidge
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Lol, your buddy oxStr8upGrEeKxo just rage quit in Dead by Daylight.

wait... I had tea? o:

talk ♥♥♥♥ get hit penduin

Congratulations with the first day of winter❄🎄🎁

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