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41 people found this review helpful
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25.0 hrs on record
Over-the-top action, novel cutting mechanic, incredible pacing, awesome bosses. Social commentary so cheesy it's essentially comedy. The memes about this game are not exaggeration, but taken from it verbatim. It's just _fun_, you need to play it.

The only weird thing about this game is, that day by day, it's becoming less and less of a parody.
...or perhaps it's me beginning to realize it never was a parody in the first place.
Posted 6 May, 2024. Last edited 12 June, 2024.
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49 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
104.7 hrs on record (31.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
During yesterday's play session we found a shipwreck above a sea cave. While exploring the shipwreck, two players got infected with body-controlling parasites and were pumped full of opiates and antibiotics. One of the players mentioned also got a gunshot wound from the other, who missed a mudraptor hatchling attacking him. Another player got 3rd degree burns and radiation sickness for opening a door behind which was the shipwreck reactor now bubbling into the darkness. Later on, yet one of the players got attacked by angry fish while mining minerals near an unknown infrasonic signal, his body devoured never to be found again.

Nothing of the above was scripted.

This game is about you and your friends on a journey to the perilous unknown in the pitch-black abyss underneath the ice crust of Europa. I honestly don't even remember the last time a videogame offered such an experience. This game is capital A Adventure.

5/5 would suffocate on the seafloor again.
Posted 17 October, 2022. Last edited 17 October, 2022.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.2 hrs on record
Please play this game. You owe it to yourself to experience it.
Posted 12 December, 2020. Last edited 12 December, 2020.
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