Recent reviews by Bedder Bheese

I sold out and reviewed this game for a steam badge

My need to open every possible container made it impossible to complete this game so I'd like to thank, in a particular order:
setstage MQ205 100
setstage MQ206 220
setstage MQ301 220
setstage MQ303 300
setstage MQ304 200
and finally, setstage MQ305 200, for finishing the game for me.

why the FU̕C̵K cant my fem!shep romance Tali'Zorah narr Rayya ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ♥♥♥♥ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠ ᵁ ᶜ ᴷ , ᔕᕼᕮ'ᔕ ᗩᘉ ᗩᒪᓰᕮᘉ Ꭹ〇ᑌ ℱ〇〇ᒪᔕ, УОЦ FЦCКЇИG ЇИGЯДTЄ$

this game is 15p. this game is 15 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pennies, this game is cheaper than tesco brand strawberry laces and twice as nauseating, this is possibly the second worst game in the world, probably the closest we'll ever get to perfectly simulating hell, I could write at least three thousand more similies on what exactly the ♥♥♥♥ this game is and I still dont think I'd be close to truly describing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it embodies.
Should this deter you from making a godawful decision that will haunt you for the rest of your pitiful mortal existence?
Absolutely not.
Buddy, look. This game is historical. Not only for the literal garbage of a colour pallete used to make it, but for the cultral symbol it has come to stand for. "Mankind advances only through struggle." - Gustav Stresemann, 1928

Do it. Buy this trash.

Theres a gun in the game that fires a sword which then explodes into even more swords which then also explodes on impact and tbh thats the only incentive you should need to spend £20 and 60 or so hours on this game.