Recent reviews by TreesDontTalk

Absolutely amazing. 1st class in RPG and rogue like elements as well as art style and atmosphere. Highly recommend to anyone who likes turn based, methodical gameplay with and emphasis on challenge and attention to detail.

Only negative I have is that the game could use more content in vanilla state. With mods it is easily one of, if not the best skating sim game to come out. Controls are amazing and really capture the feel of going outside on an actual skateboard and trying tricks by yourself. Simple but fun and I have confidence over time it will only get better.

No options to adjust graphics other than fullscreen or Resolution. Framerate sucks on a good card. Too old of a game to be running this badly. Seems like a half baked port.

One of the Best RPGs of all time. Outstanding.

So I finally beat the main story of this today and I will say this, Dragon Ball Xenoverse is not worth $60. It is an unfinished mess of a game that clearly was not ready for release yet. While I enjoyed my time making my own character and joining in the classic DBZ battles, I cannot ignore the blatant problems that are so obvious and make it so hard to enjoy this game.

Let's start with online play. My character is LVL 52 and I only got there doing everything solo. At no time have I ever been able to connect and do parallel quests with other players, can't connect in quick match, can't see them in any rooms and the player list barely registers any players on the server. What is the point of even including multiplayer? It is so broken it is laughable, and any contact I have had was sloppy, laggy PVP that was just impossible to play.

Then there's the AI. Okay so, being that I couldn't play quests with players means I have to resort to AI partners. The partner AI is garbage at best, you'll find your partners dying all the time and thinking, "Wow, how the ♥♥♥♥ did Frieza just kill Beerus by himself? That's amazing. ♥♥♥♥ this game." Which brings me to my next point which is that the enemy AI and programming is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I swear the developers hate us because they programmed the cheapest, most ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up AI combat scenarios ever. Some enemies have god armor, and cannot be staggered by hits. In addition they may have infinite Ki/stamina and spam the same attack over and over and over. I feel like if I can fight and kill Beerus in a 1v1, then how the ♥♥♥♥ can Android 17 and 18 beat my ass so bad? Or why the hell are all the super saiyans non staggered and infinite Ki? Jesus I can only take Super Kamehameha so many times throughout a match without throwing my controller.

And then there's the story.
So I just beat the game right, and may I say it was a seriously ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ story you go through. Sure I'm fine with ripping off Time Cop and helping the DBZ universe get fixed, but it seems like they put so much emphasis into the damn Saiyan and Frieza sagas and then just said, "♥♥♥♥ it! This game is getting too damn long!" Once I beat Frieza and *SPOILER ALERT*





I was already fighting Cell and I was like, "Wait a minute.....they skipped some ♥♥♥♥." And it didn't stop there. Immediately I found after the Cell Saga I beat the Buu saga in what was like the blink of an eye and then there was the end of the game. So yeah, I wanted the full DBZ experience and it was decent up until the Cell Saga, then it fell very flat very quickly.

I could go on to ♥♥♥♥♥ about things like how the RNG is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and how the framerate and tearing and graphics are crap, but you get the idea.

Dragon Ball Xenoverse was a dissapointment and I was angry that I wasted 60 dollars on this game when I guess I should have waited for it to be patched and gone down in price. I will not be buying the DLC and I suggest you wait on this thing to get a huge price drop if you really want it. It's unfinished and it seriously needs some work done before I can recommend it. Shame on you Bandai/Namco and shame on you Dimps.

4/10

10/10
A wonderous body. If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

This is my new favorite game. This game is so incredible and addicting you will spend all your time groundhog day-ing your way through each place coming back and learning the strict mechanics to not get yourself killed. While the character models may not be the most visually stunning things you will see in the game graphically, the level design is something to marvel at. It's a giant, inter-connnected world with loads of content packed into it and the enviroments are just beautiful. I never found myself bored in Dark Souls at all. There's always a new shortcut to unlock or a new place to explore, and the enemies vary and will often kill you the first time you encounter them. Don't be discouraged though, persevere and triumph over hardships and you will find yourself greatly rewarded. If not, then Prepare to Die.


P.S. PRAISE THE SUN!!!!!

9.5/10

One of the best stealth games I have ever played. Controls a bit clunky at times and every now and then catch an occasional bug but other than that a great game. Sequal please?

$30? Sorry but I bought this expecting too much I guess. I realise it's only in alpha but there's almost NOTHING there. Geez how long does it take to make a game about ninja bunny battles? If the guys developing this don't wanna finish it then fine, but $30 is a bit ridiculous for what essentially amounts to a big sandbox editor.

10/10

I have but one desire, and that one is you. No other will do.

9/10

Love the feeling of full on war across huge landscapes and the experience you get as a soldier in your army either conquering some else's base or defending your own to the death. Just a great game all around, only thing I guess I don't like is how you have to learn the ropes on your own if you're just starting out with no friends who have played either. It's not a forgiving experience for new players I admit. But after awhile when you learn the game it becomes almost like a great sport to compete in.