The Tree Myster
California, United States
 
 
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me man
Haters in shambles, they stay picking the corn outta' my ♥♥♥♥
This Smith & Wesson got me moving like an invasive species
I got Midas touch ♥♥♥♥ boy
♥♥♥♥♥ so bad I made her ♥♥♥♥ in my chop cheese
These Valentinos are from Milan, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥' idiot
Caught a broke boy trying to come up on my Amazon package,
So I skinned his ass alive
[Screams]
She spread it and let me takе a deep sniff of that Mahi-mahi
I gave that ♥♥♥♥♥ a raspberry
They needеd a stealth soldier,
so I put my hands on the Hibachi hot plate at Benihana,
and burned my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ finger prints off
ordered a Desert Eagle off Amazon
Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream cake in my Fronto Leaf
Glock-34 shivered his timbers
I'm smoking Mesopotamian, Stanley Cup triple-award-winning,
soul-bleeder, taint blaster, J.D. Power Associates,
dingleberry zaza
We smoking that IBM Quantum Computer
I'm Dracula
I'm 12 million years old
When I hit it from behind,
the room smells like absolute Meeche
They said I wouldn't ♥♥♥♥ on 'em,
I spread my cheeks and hit 'em with an absolute screamer
These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed,
as if I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away
I come from a long bloodline of Italian leather
Smoking indigenous Fronto Leaf,
in a bacon, egg, and cheese
Hashtag Le Chemin du Roi
My Audemars Piguet worth the GDP of Yemen
If this watch breaks,
the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit
People will die
My diamonds come from the most horrific
situations possible
They're sick in the head
They forgot I'm him
I'm the Him-ulation
I am Him Kardashian
Him-buktu
Him-on and Pumba
I got my DNA test back,
turns out I'm 100% Himalayan
♥♥♥♥ it, I ate the opp
You ran off with the Diddy Kong,
triple espresso,
personal hot spot stim-gripper runts
There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula
My Ducati leather trench coat bright red,
I look like ten million crawdads ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
That elite ♥♥♥♥♥ turn me into a radical
I'm moving lucrative
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me, man
Popped a Brazillian butt berserker,
and had that ♥♥♥♥♥ screeching like a harpy eagle
Walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert,
for forty days and forty nights,
with nothing but a pack of Newports,
and a fifth of henny,
Spun around the block so many times,
they thought it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Minecraft
We smoking that Boomhauer
I'm smoking lizard taint
I got more sticks than a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forest
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me man!
Smoked a new opp, his meat came right off the bone
The first time I smoked runts,
I coughed so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard,
I started passing kidney stones,
then shat myself in front of the gang!
There was scat all over the pounds we shipped out
for the next thirty business days
I got so much cheese in my pocket,
they thought I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ calzone
Boy ran off with a Banjo-Kazooie,
I had to cast a spell on that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I got strands of RNA in my hookah
Every puff is an insult to God
Chopper small and sturdy,
built like Wilmer Valderrama
I hydrated the soot between her ass cheeks,
and snorted that ♥♥♥♥ through my eyelids
If Santa come down my chimney, I'm gon' ♥♥♥♥ him
[Growls]
[More growling]
That's what my Hellcat sounds like
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me, man!
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Caboose 24 Oct, 2009 @ 4:26pm 
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Caboose 24 Sep, 2009 @ 4:30pm 
come to the dark side-we have cookies
ιяαgє {ןєรรเкค} 8 Jul, 2009 @ 4:40pm 
duh
Death 8 Jul, 2009 @ 10:38am 
Vegeta. FTEW
ιяαgє {ןєรรเкค} 6 Jul, 2009 @ 1:21pm 
omg lol