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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:34am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:22pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:32pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:07am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:19pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 3:29pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 11:59am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:19am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 7:13pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:34am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:07am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:00am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 8:31am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:08pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 2:35pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 4:55pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 12:00pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:19am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:00am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 11:27am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:19pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:23pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:37am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:48pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:21pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 11:48pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 11:48pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:40pm



Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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