unemployed virgin

-rep the most toxic player to play team with.. Needs to find a job and find a wife

he is a b i t c h leaves at 2-0

Happy Birthday Big Boy!! Remember that time we were using my moms measuring tape to measure our gains? And once we ran out of muscles to measure the only thing left was to measure our ♥♥♥♥♥? So first we did it flacid but the numbers weren't very impressive so we decided we better try it with boners. But you were shy and didn't wanna jerk it in front of me to get hard so you asked if I could do it for you?! lol and then I was still bigger so you said it was because I give ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hand jobs! haha anyways I cant wait to get drunk with you later and measure our♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Love you buddy

After a good game in CS:GO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great moments in CS:GO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS:GO Lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hey dude, thank you for lending me your luxury Bugatti La Voiture Noire car. Not only that, I am also so grateful that you saved my mom from the Palestinian police. I really thought I would never see her again. I cannot believe you fought 14 armed forces at once, without wielding any weapons!! Not once in my life have I met a more generous and strong human being than you. I long for the day we meet again. I haven't seen you since you were awarded the title of World's Sexiest Man! In the end, you saved my life, and I owe everything to you. Any girl would be lucky to have you, bro. Let me know when you need your private jet back.