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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:57pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am



Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.