Останні рецензії користувача CEE

I was made into a vegetable after not paying back a loan. 10/10

>Be me
>Be the king of Ireland and Aquitaine
>My grandfather killed two of his brothers as babes in the crib
>My father also killed his brothers in the crib
>I also kill my brothers in the crib
>Just got a messenger from the pope
>He is calling to crusade for al andaluse
>♥♥♥♥ yeah
>Win
>Give it to my bastard son
>Bastard son gets an intrigue focus
>♥♥♥♥ it, legitimise him
>Gonna make sure my heir is secure in pow-
>My my my cook is that is that roast duck i smell
>*takes bite* This is delici-
>Be me, the new king of Ireland, Now also Aquitaine
>I never found who killed my father
>Just been watching Iberia burn
>A super state of castile has been formed though cadet branches
>All of them Adamites
>As soon as Al Andaluse was founded the bastard son converted to islam
>Now i'm watching naked heavily sun burnt Irishmen Vs Irishmen With turbans
>When will the lord take us back to paradise
>Maybe he fears us
>Pope hears this
>I Burn at the stake
>Such is life in 1150 AD

>be me
>Tomas
>be the fourth son of the king of Ireland
>know that i will not gain any land worth noting after father passes
>maybe a barony if i am lucky
>Hear knocking at my door
>its my fathers chancellor
>he wants to know if i have time to hear about my lord and saviour satan.
>awkward.jpeg
>he says i can kill my rivals
>i join then kill my father and brothers after having sexual intercourse with my mother to join satans own.
>fast forward twenty years and king Tomas "the ironside" of ireland hears news of plague in france
>♥♥♥♥
>Procedes to eat two of his female and male heirs for a health boost, leaving four spare
>barracdes self in seclusion once the plague hits wales
>catches plague
>♥♥♥♥
>prays to satan for a cure
>satan is a real homie and heals me of the plague
>awesome
>Plague passes
>time for war
>Gets hit by a stray arrow first day plague passes
>Next ruler is queen
>Tomas watches in hell as unknown to him his daughter married a man who was secretly muslim
>Watches as she flips the kingdom of ireland into the Sheikdom of ireland
>The devil comes over and hand me a chard piece of papyrus
>has the words written in blood "game over" on it

10/10 would play again

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Haven't been able to even fully play it yet. Though i have had to listen to the loading music for half an hour before the game crashes whilst playing rome.

Rome was supposed to fall in glory, not to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poor 2k updates.

> i am a brave historian

>Find a mansion

>find very little info in my studies about it

>decide to venture down it to see

>venture down many floors and have to face many pumpkin stickers on the way

>believe to be around 300-370ish floor

>after 2 hours of exploration halfway between i find a nice chair to sit down apon.

>suddenly out of nowhere a spooky ghost comes over

>starts scaring me and threatening me

>i beg him to spare me

>i ask what i can give him to spare my life

>immediately he asks 350

>suddenly i notice that this ghost is fairly large, Has flippers and is from the Cretaceous period

>its the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lockness monster

>on room 350

>mfw no face

> be me

> be glorious heavy man of the soviet union

> be eating my sandvich

> suddenly blue gibbus spy comes before me and begins to try and taunt kill me

> i move out the way and holiday punch him

> taunt kill him with the fury of gaben at an all you can eat buffet

> dominate him and he calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

> tries to get me banned for griefing

> he calls admin

> admin sees nothing wrong

> blue spy calls admin "a p**sy a**ed n***er f****t"

> admin bans him for "abusing the call admin button and for being a b***h"


10 glorious heavies eating sandviches out of 10