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No one knows what he can do till he tries.
-- Publilius Syrus
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"If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things less
efficiently." -Calvin's dad
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
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"And Howondaland Smith, Balrog Hunter, practic'ly eats the dark for
his tea."
-- Gaspode the wonder dog
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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Power Mist:
The tendency of hierarchies in office environments to be diffuse
and preclude crisp articulation.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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Simon: "Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you."
😱
Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!!
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Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.
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