Greetings, my name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent Your Mother joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset Type 2 Diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever has just watched this video enjoyed the humorous Your Mother joke. Thank you for you time and have a blessed day.

+rep unquenchable bloodthirst

+rep and a stinkus :>

+rep awesome medic buddy, would heal again

+rep this guy saved my dog from drowning

+rep good player and a goober c:

+rep good player :3

ur cool

+rep professional funny

♥♥♥♥♥ CHEATER
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+rep awesome sniper, only plays for fun,very kind

See, I had to come back to vent. I am currently in turkey, and for some reason people seem to be afraid of urinals, so they stand a bit back.

Now imagine this, underneath each and every urinal, there is a small... puddle. And the smell... God the smell of piss

I simply rest my balls gently on the urinal while I play with the urinal cake with my pee. The cold urinal is very comforting. You should try it. And report back with your feelings on the situation.

reported to ISIS

You're next

me when

funny based man profile pic is trap

UwU

A fellow man of culture

trap pfp good

nice pfp

You a hooker

GIRLS DONT ♥♥♥♥

This man is trying to paint me as a homofsexals, and this is making me angery. The man has the photograph of a catman dressed in girlscloothing, clearly this this... gey is trying to entrap me into his wicked ways.

Warning this man ERP'd with me as a woman then she pulled out his ♥♥♥♥. Girl do not ♥♥♥♥ please report this man for fail RP.

#micaruba

what game?

#mycaruba

"Sir! Emergency! I think I've been run over by a cab. "

He drinks toasters

I got plans to get a new comp build, new job at denny's funding this ♥♥♥♥, expect me in a month, maybe less maybe more.

EXTERMINATE!

that is amazing, and its actually a lvl 1 sentry with a light on top, minisentries have a striped body.

Hell it aint even level 1. It's a mini sentry

Have you appreciated SFM yet? http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=92561601

So we'll both be at a disadvantage haha

I doubt they'll stop, but damn it'll take a ♥♥♥♥ tone of writing to do so.

Man I need to get a laptop again, You'll know of my return when you get a sudden duel challenge.

AMY AND RORY GET DIVORCE? WTFFFFFFF
btw, do you believe that rory is the master/masters son?

HOLY CRAP That was a hell of a way to start a new season.

:D

YEAH, WELCOME TO THE CULT NATE!

I just got to the episode with Dalek Sec in Doctor Who. I just remembered your name you evil basterd xD.

Dalek, get your ass on mechs sever.

my mom was wathing dr who with me (she likes it, weird huh?) and we were watching all of the matt smith episodes in a marathon. We were on "Victory of the Daleks", and from this day onward, she refuses to watch anything with "Dalek" in the title, due to the ear rape they give (she also wears a hearing aid, so yeah, ouch!)

._.

Dalek, Y U NO GO ON MECH'S SERVER ANYMORE D:?

think you did once its pretty neat :D

my laptop died. :c

+rep, no BS

Howdy!

That was a great engie duel good sir, but believe me next time we duel I'll lose ;_;