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lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i’d stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i’d watched and found so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it bareback in the ass. It was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing and I was ♥♥♥♥ scared
 

Hello, i come to seek help. I am interested in trying to discover a way to produce eggs much like a chicken does. i have tested inserting the egg into myself and hoping it will act like a seed and grow like a tree in my belly but so far it has not been successful. Please help i struggle to sleep at night without an answer.

Hello im a 1 month old banana. Since i fall off the tree i watch leek of legends and wantto become Soraka’s bestest banana but im afraid Wukong will eat me. Pls dont laugh at my story!

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