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Pennsylvania, United States
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have personally explored and destroyed Atlantis. The remaining pyramids in Egypt were designed by me. Built by me. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. I have beaten a man in arm wrestling in every country in the world. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe everyone. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me.
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have personally explored and destroyed Atlantis. The remaining pyramids in Egypt were designed by me. Built by me. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. I have beaten a man in arm wrestling in every country in the world. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe everyone. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me.
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Communication: If you wish to talk about a subject not on Steam I will only communicate with you via a secure communication app (I will specify which one if the question comes) and your traffic must be going through a tor network or proxy network other wise I will not answer any messages that come from you. (Note: The communication program/website will only allow a white listed IP which does mean if you use a public IP or a unsecure IP it will reject you from the program/website)

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In order to add me you must meet the following requirements.

Physical

•Passed full physical fitness test.
•Intense short-distance running expertise.
•Uninterrupted performance of 80 push-ups.
•Uninterrupted performance of 100 sit-ups.
•50 meter freestroke swim.
•Combat diving skill.
•Cross-country march (travelling 64 km in under 15 hours, carrying a 30 kg backpack).

Psychological

•Mental recovery, endurance, self-control and the fortitude to overcome difficult situations.
•ESP expectancy score.
•Marksmanship.
•Recognizing and making decisions in emergency situations.

Intelligence

•Foreign languages
•Foreign geography
•Knowledge of world events
•Advanced technology
•Medical procedures
•Detonation operations
•Stealth communication
•Foreign weaponry


After I verify you meet the requirements and I accept you, you will then partake in professional training exercises (also known as drills), lead by me. These are to further ensure you meet the requirements of being my friend.

•Shooting (must score at least 95% for a target at 3000ft, and 100% for a target at 1800ft)
•Battlefield survival (14 weeks) •Guard patrol •Intelligence gathering
•Mountaineering •Hand-to-hand combat •Border infiltration
•Guerrilla warfare •Map-reading •Land navigation
•Escape and evasion •Combat medical skills •Stealth techniques
•Rebelling and Ranger practice •Weapons familiarization •Canoeing
•Nautical vehicle control and navigation •Utilization of high-tech equipment
•Diving and underwater infiltration •High risk torture endurance
•Basic military parachute skills •Improvised explosive devices
•Special operations freefall practice
(High-Altitude, Low-Opening [HALO] and High-Altitude, High-Opening [HAHO])
-11 jumps carrying little to no combat equipment ("Hollywood")
-15 jumps with full combat equipment
-2 nighttime jumps
-2 mass-tactical strategic jumps
•Language and customs of a destination country (4 weeks)
•Communications (16 weeks)
•Medical exam (10 weeks)
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dinorocker 30. Mai um 19:47 
+rep for BEASTly profile
guy, tactical genius
lillypadu 11. Mai um 18:28 
i love your pfp whos the artist?
Gigantic umbreon ass 9. Mai um 18:02 
Cat piss my beloved
󠀡󠀡 󠀡󠀡 28. Feb. um 16:30 
HACKER
Lunakhod 30. Jan. um 19:54 
wdym you didnt expect green tiggy energy