ummmm... this page has aura >_<

hello... does anyone even talk here anymore??

he ♥♥♥♥ my pants

alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off ♥♥♥♥♥♥s likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?

dropped a fat turd in his diaper

it honestly saddens me that you think i can be beaten by someone as insignificant as yourself. I am at the absolute peak of my manliness and testosterone levels. Someone with a 5'3 70 pound stature as yourself should be trembling in my presence. I am, in fact, just simply more evolved than the rest of humanity. There isn't a soul on earth capable of keeping up with me in hand-to-hand combat. If for some reason you were to be within my field of play, i would strongly advise you to run and try to hide. Granted, hiding won't do you very well since my overly-advanced sense of smell can smell fear.